Guest Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 (edited) In Soviet Russia TV watch you! please feel free to add your own Edited July 1, 2011 by ghettologician Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCube Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 In Soviet Russia, there is bear in every household. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger_lily111 Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 In Soviet Russia, vodka is water & snow is like beach. Go to beach and bring water is excellent party. (Hope my Ruskie friends don't come after me.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gvg Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 In Soviet Russia, God made man. (I had to, I apologize =)) In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 In Soviet Russia, law break you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaryan Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 In Soviet Russia...celebrity stalks you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewminator Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 I don't get it. I mean, it's funny, but I don't get it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalia Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 I don't get it. I mean, it's funny, but I don't get it.... There's a comedian named Yakov Smirnoff. He made a lot of jokes about how things in America are different than things in Russia. One of the original ones was something along the lines of "In America, you can always find party. In Soviet Russia, Party can always find you!" The point is, everything is the other way around in Soviet Russia. Soviet Russia is obviously gone now but it's still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Ah, I get it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 In America, there are so many things that they don't have in Russia.... like warning shots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 in Soviet Russia forks fork you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 Cause in america you fork forks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCube Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 In Soviet Russia, instruments plays you. In Soviet Russia, deer hunt you. In Soviet Russia, people kill guns. In Soviet Russia, mafia plays you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Ah, I get it now. In Soviet Russia now it get you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger_lily111 Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Miscellaneous - Jokes Title: In Soviet Russia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikacat123 Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 In Soviet Russia... ...your lunch eats you ...a chair sits on you ...trees grow into seeds ...you give people presents for your birthday ...worms have apples in them ...the library goes to you Am I doing this right? Someone please tell me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brainiac100 Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 In Soviet Russia, space enters your country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaze Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 Soviet in Russia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kestrelknight Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 In Soviet Russia, Russian reversal reverses you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kestrelknight Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Oh no! We're straying into meta territory! But in Soviet Russia, meta territory strays into you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMAD Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Q: How does every Russian joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder. Q: What is 150 yards long and eats potatoes? A: A Moscow queue waiting to buy meat. Q: What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles? A: Electricity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaScales Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 In case anyone was wondering, the joke comes from the fact that in the Russian language, sentence structure is very flexible. This can lead to sentences like: In Soviet Russia, the mouse catches the cat. Welcome is greeted with you. 'Cause, y'know, I'm back. Hi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kestrelknight Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Back what mean you do you're? Been haven't along all you here? Am or missing just something I? ... O_o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamebirde Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Back what mean you do you're? Been haven't along all you here? Am or missing just something I? ... O_o Nah, left did for time some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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