Hiya peace! Good to "see" you still around. Hope all is well!
You're onto the right general idea after your initial thoughts, but this guess is boiled. (& hopefully picked & dipped in butter.)
I'll bump this in case there is interest. (& sincere apologies, I didn't realize I had an open riddle remaining.) Not one of my better offerings, so also a bit of a re-write:
I'm neither ugly nor watched by children
But fall afoul of my salty attitude and enjoy my crusty skin
Though I could sound a bit crazy, I'm not a fraud
Especially while moving
Get off my lawn, it's dinnertime
Hope to check in on the Den now and again.
rookie for BD, LiD for smileys, Y-san for enigmas, PG for donuts, plasmid for letting us know who he's not, slick for rollin', & fabby for ... well, being fabulous, obviously.
βIt is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.β β Philip K. Dick, VALIS ... Or to go to grad school because that's pretty much the same thing. Purdue Food Science PhD program on a USDA National Needs fellowship for Foods & Health, starting in the fall. Yikes!
I'm neither ugly nor watched by fools
But my salty attitude could get under your skin
& I could sound a bit crazy
Especially while moving
Get off my lawn