kestrelknight 2 Report post Posted August 28, 2013 (edited) In Soviet Russia, I notice when people are inactive for a while! Incidentally, I used a Soviet Russia joke before I participated in a game of basketball. I was on the green team, one of my friends was on blue. I walked up to him and told him simply, "In Soviet Russia, blue beats green," then walked away, grinning uncontrollably. Edited August 28, 2013 by kestrelknight Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phaze 91 Report post Posted May 24, 2016 (edited) In capitalist America car push you In capitalist America you follow law Edited May 24, 2016 by phaze Another joke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plainglazed 67 Report post Posted December 5, 2016 in Soviet Russia, dog sic like you. (sorry, probably the NyQuil talking) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harey 8 Report post Posted December 19, 2016 Two judges meet in Moscow, one is laughing, laughing, laughing... The second asks why. 1st judge: I heard an awfully funny joke. 2nd judge: Tell me! 1st judge: I cannot. I sentenced the man who told it to 5 years. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phaze 91 Report post Posted December 29, 2016 In capitalist America you hear nobody scream Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
