The "original" version, if you want to give it a go:
By many names yet made by one
I keep what grows under the sun
Though secretive I am not
We'll have a ball, but -have a care!
Suspended, nigh unchanging
(In use, you cannot breathe in here)
I've been screwed over many times
My lips are sealed up tight
Because of me, many learn
And some laugh at the night