Jump to content
BrainDen.com - Brain Teasers

tiger_lily111

Members
  • Posts

    1824
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    11

Everything posted by tiger_lily111

  1. Or the bad hairdo - Why is he SLICKING his hair back like that?
  2. tiger_lily111

    No. You can't classify fruits, nuts, & flakes as animals even with the governator's accent. & besides, it's properly spelled Ka-lif-for-ni-an.
  3. There's no accounting for taste. PICKING out his own clothes ends in fashion disaster.
  4. He should remember to be KIND to the DICKS or they might lock him up. (... It means detectives, boys & girls, look it up! Otherwise there would be no need to be kind. )
  5. (repairing the damage & ignoring the dirty minds ) Why put a LOCK on the BIN holding your iPod dock & hairy socks? Seems silly to me.
  6. You'd look pretty silly in that WIG with that FROCK.
  7. (Sorry, meant further down the page on the dictionary reference.)
  8. Hope you are able to rattle around the Den more often. Happy Birthday!

  9. I'll be honest - it'll depend on the book(s). Maybe it would be better to get a list of books for the year & do one book every 2 weeks or every month - that way everyone knows in advance which is happening when, & they can participate if they want. Also gives people plenty of time to *find* the books.
  10. You could get a crick when walking the DOG with a BRICK in your pack. (& Aa, look further down the page! )
  11. I have not yet MET a (properly prepared) juicy steak I wouldn't consider eating.
  12. Eh, it happens. Just don't go wandering in a PEAT bog when it does!
  13. 1+2=3! Great one, tiger! Yup, that's all of it! (& thanks!)
  14. Nor should you PEEK at the hot bartender's ... interesting bits. (Unless you want bad service, smacked, or a date.) Edit for: There was a next page, Aa!
  15. Definitely shouldn't eat things that require you PEEL them with a knife. (Bleeding may ensue!)
  16. Some may not be able to walk an ELL after their ale.
  17. tiger_lily111

    Obscure Jokes

    Q: How can you tell if an engineer is an introvert or an extrovert? A: If s/he is an extrovert, they look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
  18. Did you happen to spot a WHALE whilst you were waiting for the water to boil?
  19. I dont know the third one Sorry, that's a no for the 1st. Spot on with the 2nd though. & Welcome to the Den!
  20. But he got their attention by beginning to WHINE.
  21. Functions to cover, protect, barricade. (Remove to clean.) Put away, or you're grounded. When delivered well, worth awards. (Waiting, not so much.) Can be punched. Stretch taut under the sun. (Tack on.) Use to hang.
  22. If you don't, you can unwind by walking through some shady GLADES.
  23. Allow me to be the RIDDER of such disillusion that you are a mere follower.
  24. Since has been used ... try Prevent the thread from being RIVEN, get back to playing!
×
×
  • Create New...