TheCube Posted January 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 When time runs short, you know its 2012. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasmid Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 You can tell that your teacher is lecturing when time drags. You can tell you're looking at the person of your dreams when time stands still. You can tell that everyone's having a ball when time flies. You can tell Chuck Norris just walked into the room when time runs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 have now read it a dozen times or more and still laugh each time. too funny! plasmid's turn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasmid Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 "That was no mistake" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Teacher: You had made a mistake in your test paper... Student: That was no mistake...that was my new answer for your old question... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamebirde Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 That was no mistake, I meant to "accidentally" kill my patient! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Cat'astrophe Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 (edited) When time runs, I wait for it to do a lap and come back.. Scratch that..I thought Pg 82 was the last page.. Edited January 18, 2012 by 'Cat'astrophe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Cat'astrophe Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 When time runs, I wait for it to do a lap and come back.. Scratch that..I thought Pg 82 was the last page.. That was no mistake... I wrote that so I could write this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 That was no mistake--it was a space station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasmid Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Make no mistake about it, 'Cat'astrophe is up next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Cat'astrophe Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 When in the course of human events... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 When in the course of human events we hold out hope to pass the final exam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger_lily111 Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 When, in the course of human events, has a man ever asked for directions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamebirde Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 When, in the course of human events, has "a" ever been spelled wrong? Oops, I meant to write "I". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 When, in the course of human events, I live through the year 2012...I know that it's just gonna be me & a world full of smileys!!! :D *oh, & you guys, of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeD Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 When in the course of human events did we go wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Cat'astrophe Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 If no one breaks the tie in 10 hrs, or posts a new one and gets 5..I'd say Mike is up (sry TL).. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeD Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 This analogy is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quag Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 This analogy is as subtle as an elephant trying to sneak on his tiptoes into a ballet concert during the performance so as not to get noticed. *yes i used an anology to explain an anology* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Me: 'This' analogy is equal to 'that' analogy... My friend: Do you even know what an analogy is? Me: Yes, of course!!! Do you think I'm a fool? I know her too well...after all, Anna Logy is my best friend!!! My Friend: Ok, I've had enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 The play was as boring as this analogy is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamebirde Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 This analogy isn't an analogy at all, ironically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 This analogy is as real as my so-called nefarious plots which I have apparently admitted to several times, although I'm certain Quag must be dreaming, because I have no nefarious plots. But that makes that last sentence a paradox, because if I have no nefarious plots, and I don't, it means that they're not real. Therefore, my analogy isn't real. But it so clearly is, because you can see it and read it and understand it. Oh noez! What have I done? The fabric of the universe will now be torn apart!!!!! This may or may not be one of my nefarious plots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeD Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 MissKitten is up. As long as she does not say everything that will cause the fabric of the universe to be torn apart, again. I'm still trying to patch my end back together again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Actually, I believe Quagster or EDM are up, as they have more rep points than me.... Tie breaker, anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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