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YAY!!! :D

(*say hi to your sis from me, ok? ;))

...and so the (guy/girl) said... :P

**The :P smiley must be used in the sentence... :)

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Okay, I shall now indulge in a small bit of pervertedness. My bus ride home was spent next to a kid who continually made perverted jokes while telling me my mind was in the gutter, and although I love him, it just got to be a little too much.

The guy had a bunch of salted, honeyed cashews, and the girl was hungry. So the guy gave her some cashews, and she ate them. And as the girl was quiet, and the guy wanted a "thank you," he said, "Aren't you going to say something?" And so the girl said, after a few minutes of thinking, "I like your nuts." :P

And it may just be me who gets the pervertedness of this, so if that's the case, great. But if it isn't, guys, please don't kill me.

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He leaned on the bar and whispered in her ear, "Admit it, we've both come here for the same thing." And so the girl said, "Heck yeah, let's pick up some chicks." :P

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I'll give it another day...I expect more answers than just these awesome ones...;)

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When "Duty Calls!" you know you've spent waaaay too much time watching Qubo, because obviously the Rescue Heroes are starting to rub off on you. :dry:

The above is me complaining about a situation I was in IRL not too long ago. If you don't get it, that's fine. ;)

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Apparently, we become superheroes the moment 'duty calls'... :dry::P:D

*plays made-up theme song....* :P

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Some excuses are like excuses which are excusable by the excuser who excused the excused who excused to excuse with the excuse in the first place... :D

*yes, it does make sense...:P

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