Popular Post TheCube Posted September 10, 2011 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 WAYS TO DISTURB, SCARE, AND ANNOY A ROOMMATE - Pee in a jar and tell your roommate that its for a science project and put it beside your bed.When your roommate goes to sleep replace the jar with another one filled with apple juice. When your roommate wakes up, unknowingly drink the apple juice. - Make a chalk outline of yourself on the floor and when your roomate enters the room, reassure him/her and tell him/her that its nothing. When s/he talks about it again, change the subject. - Get an imaginary cat and some coffee beans and before your roommate walks in the room, put the coffee beans in a cluster on the floor. When your roommate walks in, scream at the imaginary cat and tell him to learn how touse the litterbox. - When your roommate calls you, breath deeply into the phone for 10 seconds and hang up. POST MORE IF YOU WANT TO!!!!!! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Why is it: "Ways to disgust, scare, and annoy a roommate" in the title and then: "Ways to disturb, scare, and annoy a roommate" in the post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCube Posted September 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 Sorry, I was in a hurry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace*out Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 oh this is awesome! my roomates about 4 feet to my left right now (mwahaha!) ~eat something like cake, and when she asks where you got it, shrug and say "the garbage in teh hall" and keep eating it yet. ~tell her that you have a pet monkey and that you walk it on a leash (my friend did this at our sit-down table yesterday. it was hilarious because people kept saying "I cant tell if your joking or not. then we got into a discussion about animal cruelty). ~put a rubber snake/spider in her bed ~When shes almost asleep, tell her you think you saw a spider crawling around on the ceiling before (if shes on top bunk) or a mouse on her bed (if shes on bottom bunk) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaScales Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 --Put bubble wrap all over the floor, and when your roomate steps on it, say "HEY! I was saving that!" Pick up any peice of paper you see, look at it for a second, then put it down saying "That's not it..." A few seconds later, repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Pick it up again, say "Oh, there it is." and put it in your pocket. -Start a collection of something really weird, like banana peels or crumpled up paper. -Get some kitchen knives and start sharpening them while creepily glaring at your roomate. -Keep your cell phone on vibrate, and pretend to keep getting calls about auctioning off your roomate."Accidentally" leave behind a fake letter congratulating someone on their purchase of your roomate, and reminding them to feed and bathe your roomate and keep up with their shots. -Tell your roomate that you've finally decided to trust them. If they ask "What is it?" or "About what?", say "Nothing. I just finally trust you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace*out Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 ~Never do your homework during study hall, they stay up after lights out doing hw...every...single...night ~Never clean your room ~get a stuffed animal of a bear or dog, and pet it on your lap, saying "good kitty, good kitty" ~be tawkinz en lawl caht speke, all deh tiem, n me-ow erry nou n agaaan ~Or Yoda, Like him Talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 Hehez, I talkz in what mah frendz call lolzcatz all da time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 put clear masking tape in a door way so they end up walking into it when you call them < the invisible wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasmid Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 If you have a computer in your room, leave a web browser open to a Google search of "practical jokes" with a bunch of the links clicked. Seriously, some of them are so bad that even just talking about them would be enough to disturb a roommate. The one that comes to mind is putting clear saran wrap over the toilet (covering the bowl, but underneath the seat part that flips down). I promise I have never tried that one out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Superglue a sock to the doorknob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post OmegaScales Posted September 21, 2011 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Keep asking weird/stupid questions. (Why are your eyes brown? Why is a banana yellow? What color is an orange? How does my shoe smell *hold shoe to their nose* ? What's the difference between god and the devil? Why are you putting rope around your neck?) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger_lily111 Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 (edited) When you bring home food (leftovers, take out, groceries), LICK IT ALL before putting it away. Leave a bit of leftover food (something with a bit of meat or milk, low in acid, moist) in an open container in a prominent place. Tell your roommate it's part of an important class assignment and s/he ABSOLUTELY CANNOT throw it away. (Live with the smell.) When it gets so bad that it "mysteriously" disappears, hold a wake. Keep a "Progress" calendar that you check off each day you didn't seriously injure, maim, or kill someone. Be sure to leave some days unmarked. Remove their shoelaces. If possible, while they're still wearing the shoes. Edited September 22, 2011 by tiger_lily111 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 Unplug the mouse and keyboard of their computer and they will think the computer froze 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace*out Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 take pictures of your roommate while they sleep, and then slowly put them in her school books, adding more and more with each day. while shes at classes, sign onto her computer and leave it on porn or some weird image. speak about yourself in 3rd person narrate everything you do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger_lily111 Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 (edited) Ah yes. This one was in - Miscellaneous - Jokes? Title was something like Ways to Annoy your Roommate Edited April 27, 2012 by tiger_lily111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowAngel7 Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 I'm not certain it'll work, but my future roommate posted this to my wall on FB.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCube Posted May 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 (edited) narrate everything you do. Or better yet narrate everything some else does in a Crocidile Hunter way like this, Edit: at 0:39 is the thing your looking for. Edited May 28, 2012 by TheCube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamebirde Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 every time your roommate leaves the room, glue a poster right on the bottom of the top bunk, or if they're on the top bunk blue it to the ceiling. This one works best if it's a poster of spiders or scorpions or something that your roommate is afraid of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikacat123 Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 While your roommate is sleeping, put something slimy or hairy in their shoe like a hardboiled egg or pipe cleaners. Then, just before they step on it, mutter something about your missing frog/tarantula that you were taking care of for science class. ; ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kestrelknight Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Put vanilla pudding (or a really pale custard) in an empty mayonnaise jar and eat it around them. Eat something really crunchy (a whole lettuce, crackers, raw carrot, etc.) as loudly as possible right next to them while they're trying to study, watch TV, or whatever else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMAD Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 take naked pictures of yourself put them as your screensaver, make the screensaver password sensitive leave used tissues (or at least they need to appear that way) around the couch and remote control ensuring to coat the remote in something sticky apologize for mistakenly using their toothbrush fart and demand your roommate say 'excuse me' brag incessantly about simple accomplishments, "oh, yeah! I tied my shoe." "oh, yeah! i turned my computer on." "oh, yeah! I found my pencil" put mayonnaise on your pepperoni pizza, heat in microwave, sprinkle on garlic, enjoy....talk with husky voice for the rest of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joef1000 Posted December 20, 2013 Report Share Posted December 20, 2013 Put windows on their computer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denizcan Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 (edited) -Read stupid jokes from Brainden.com loudly when they study . -Keep reading this until they get mad . -Keep reading this all the time . -Keep reading and you will see it's effective -Can you feel it's effect on them already ? -Keep reading . - Wow . You , my friend , are a really patient person . Did you really read all of them ? İf not , start from the beginning and ... Keep reading , Keep reading . -Make them read this post and i'm sure it will annoy them . Edited February 9, 2016 by denizcan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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