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The gender-neutral 3rd person pronoun traveled back in time to warn us of the dangers of trying to pat your head & rub your stomach at the same time - but the gender-neutral 3rd person pronoun was too late. The Muppets had already warned us, & when we ignored their wisdom an entire generation of children were confounded & confuzzled, creating a cascade of ignorance resulting in Twilight fans & Believers.

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Itheshe traveled back in time to warn us that the One-Up-Me posted before me would get One-Upped... :unsure:

*Oh, look...it did... :blink:

**btw, I would like to introduce you to Itheshe, a gender-confused alien...from Smiley Kingdom... :D

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The gender-neutral 3rd person pronoun traveled back in time to warn us of the dangers of trying to pat your head & rub your stomach at the same time - but the gender-neutral 3rd person pronoun was too late. The Muppets had already warned us, & when we ignored their wisdom an entire generation of children were confounded & confuzzled, creating a cascade of ignorance resulting in Twilight fans & Beliebers.

Sometimes my phone thinks it's smarter than me ... :dry:

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Sometimes my phone thinks it's smarter than me ... :dry:

???

I understood your phone.... :P:D

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...Um...it looks like fabpig has the most votes...but I think his post is disqualified...since it has nothing to do with the theme...

So I'm breaking the tie to tiger_lily...again...

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When we are finished with the earth

We'll find out that it was totally worth

more than all of our current mirth.

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The watch I stole was totally worth the money I didn't have.

(I have stolen no watches. Or so I told my lawyer...)

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Yes, and while you two were doing that, that week I spent with your mom was totally worth it. ;)

(And if I get in trouble...making that joke was totally worth it :D)

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Sitting back and watching you all instead of participating was totally worth it. I now have a plethora of new "nefarious plots" which I can implement at any given time. :ph34r:

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Sorry to be a bit MIA, Vegas & the food expo are taking up all my time. ;):rolleyes:

I'm breaking this tie to EDM - you're up LiD! :lol:

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YAY!!! Phaze, no twisting my sentences with the same smileys... :P

...but that's exactly...

*don't forget to use a smiley... ;)

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The government confirmed that my conspiracy theory was true--but that's exactly what they want you to think. :ph34r:

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Scene: guy and his father sitting on the porch:

Father: son, you seem really sad. what's the matter?

Son: my girlfriend dumped me...

Father: That's horrible! I'm going to run her over with my truck!

Son: But... that's exactly what she said!

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I went to buy some fish yesterday. The cod were too small. The hake too big. However I manged to find a halibut that's exactly the right size.

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MoMa's Up!!! :D

*but kudos to brainy & cubie, too... :)

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Oh. One Up Me Meister.

Thanks, Fab. =P

I'm gonna try to take this back to its origin:

The man's face was like limestone....

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