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"That will never work because I said so & I know better!!! :angry:"

"Ok Mum...:("

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Because you threw the wrench in the machine, you are up next Flame.

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How, When, Who, Why, I oughta to know it ALL for the exams.

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I don't know if it was the flash or the bang that was so unexpected, but for some reason I screamed before either.

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That was so unexpected, that it was expected to be unexpected, & its unexpectedness became unexpectedly expected... :wacko:

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That was so unexpected because I was expecting the unexpected, but it turns out that it was the expected, so I should have expected the expected not the unexpected.

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"I won? Thank you, why, that was so unexpected!" *surreptitiously hides bank statement showing large deposits into the judges' accounts*

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Peter: "Hi Mark."

Mark: "Hi. Peter"

*Peter runs off*

Mark sits there thinking, why does that always happen on a Wendesday?

:lies:

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