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Last week, Japanese scientists proved that Godzilla did not attack Tokyo and it was all an elaborate hoax. They cited the non realistic rubber skin shown in the footage as well as providing proof that the Tokyo destroyed was actually a small scale model of the city. The scientists took quite a bit of time coming to their conclusions and carefully studied the film frame by frame to discover the innacurracies that led them to their conclusions. The lack of people in any of the large scale shots, when they would have expected to see thouhsands running and screaming. The close ups of Godzilla never had any background to give reference to size and many more discrepancies were noted. Through carefull analysis they did notice a few boom mikes in places they would only be if the scenes were staged, as if in a hollywood movie. What appeared to be a zipper on the back of Godzilla spotted by the team leader Uruchi Hasagawa led to the creation of this team of experts to investigate. They come from many varied fields, Hasagawa himself is a marine biologist and cinephile, Yumi Kasumi is geologist/seismologist who studied the effects that such a large creature should have caused when walking about. Moe Rin, an expert in foresnic cinematography noted several discrepancies in the actual film itself. John Downunder, an Australian brought in by the team as an expert on reptilian lifeforms, also noted that the basic bone structure of Godzilla appeared to resemble more a man in a suit than any reptialian creature alive or in the fossil record. Kenzo Yuto, a nuclear physicist and prominant environmentalist, was quick to point out that despite what was claimed by the scientists in the footage, nuclear testing would not have resulted in a giant fire breathing mosnter but more likely in deformed sea creatures, usually smaller than those unnaffected and with a shorter lifespan. Shin Makoto a political scientist and historian also noted that there is no record of any of the scientists depicted in the film having ever existed. With all this evidence plus the fact that Tokyo is in fact still standing the panel is 99.3% certain that Godzilla did not in fact destroy Tokyo.

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last week, Japanese scientists discovered that if all the smileys in the world joined together, the human race will die. same if too many smiles gt to one place. they determined that the most likely source of this "smiley overrun" is Brainden.com/forums. THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU LI.

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last week, Japanese scientists discovered that if all the smileys in the world joined together, the human race will die. same if too many smiles gt to one place. they determined that the most likely source of this "smiley overrun" is Brainden.com/forums. THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU LI.

Are you suggestion EDM is actively trying to promote the end of the world???

Hmm now I think about it,it kinda makes sense!

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last week, Japanese scientists discovered that if all the smileys in the world joined together, the human race will die. same if too many smiles gt to one place. they determined that the most likely source of this "smiley overrun" is Brainden.com/forums. THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU LI.

But...but...I thought the Japanese LOVE Smileys!!! :o:(

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