Guest Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 So MissKitten won? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 The pilot came on the intercom and said ": A few minutes ago someone was telling you to get on the plane. "Get on the plane. Get on the plane." I say, "forget you, I'm getting IN the plane! IN the plane! Let Evil Knievel get ON the plane! I'll be in here with you folks in uniform! There seems to be less WIND in here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 The pilot came on the intercom and said ": A few minutes ago someone was telling you to get on the plane. "Get on the plane. Get on the plane." I say, "forget you, I'm getting IN the plane! IN the plane! Let Evil Knievel get ON the plane! I'll be in here with you folks in uniform! There seems to be less WIND in here!" Ah George how I miss you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quag Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 well tie betwen miki and Anon but ill give it to Miki, Last words of a pilot before crashing into the atlantic: Point your toes were going in deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 When I lost my car keys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 When I lost my car keys, the resulting epic scavenger hunt yielded me two pair of sunglasses, a wallet, television remote, $4.31 in change, Jimmy Hoffa, but no keys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCube Posted July 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 ... I was gonna call a locksmith before I realized that MY PHONE WAS IN THE CAR, and I was too 21st century to use the pay phone or the house phone. So, I was completely doomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 When I lost my car keys, I knew I was screwed since I don't HAVE car keys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 When I lost my car keys, I knew I couldn't face another day. *Cue dramatic music* How could I face my friends? My family? I was so depressed. *Music begins to cheer up* But then I heard about Keyfinder, a one-of-a-kind device designed for people like me--people who, like millions of other Americans, can't control their memory when setting down their keys. I talked to my doctor and he agreed that using Keyfinder was in my best interest. So I picked up the phone and called 1-800-KEY-FIND and my life has never been better. *Cue hopeful music* You, too, can enjoy the comfort of never again losing your keys. Just call 1-800-KEY-FIND today. Keyfinder is a trademark of the Federal Bureau of Investigation and is not sold in stores. Those who are nursing, pregnant, or who may become pregnant should not use Keyfinder. Please consult your physician before using Keyfinder. Call now to have Keyfinder change your life. All major credit cards accepted. Sorry, no CODs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quag Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 When I lost my car keys I was wandering around looking like a lost puppy, thats when I met her, the woman of my dreams. Who knew losing something small but irritating could lead to finding somethign big and wonderful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 When I lost my carkees, I knew I had to question the carker as to why he would cark my carkees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 When I lost my car keys, I spent hours online before realizing why google could not find it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 When I lost my car keys, I knew I couldn't face another day. *Cue dramatic music* How could I face my friends? My family? I was so depressed. *Music begins to cheer up* But then I heard about Keyfinder, a one-of-a-kind device designed for people like me--people who, like millions of other Americans, can't control their memory when setting down their keys. I talked to my doctor and he agreed that using Keyfinder was in my best interest. So I picked up the phone and called 1-800-KEY-FIND and my life has never been better. *Cue hopeful music* You, too, can enjoy the comfort of never again losing your keys. Just call 1-800-KEY-FIND today. Keyfinder is a trademark of the Federal Bureau of Investigation and is not sold in stores. Those who are nursing, pregnant, or who may become pregnant should not use Keyfinder. Please consult your physician before using Keyfinder. Call now to have Keyfinder change your life. All major credit cards accepted. Sorry, no CODs. That one had me laughing for a LONG time!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon26 Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 I second Bong. I didnt put up mine, after reading MoMa's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 I second Bong. I didnt put up mine, after reading MoMa's. You should, so we can see it. Just in case it happens to be better than Molly Mae's (not sure that's possible...but that could just be my opinion.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCube Posted July 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 Extension for MoMas post: Buy one in the next ten minutes and you get one for the same price you bought the first one. So call now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 Extension for MoMas post: Buy one in the next ten minutes and you get one for the same price you bought the first one. So call now! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 Extension for MoMas post: Buy one in the next ten minutes and you get one for the same price you bought the first one. So call now! I actually had something like that in the original, but I cut it out. =/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCube Posted July 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 Another extension: It's a 5.00$ value worth 29.99$. SO CALL NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 was siding with Anon's but what the hay - When I lost my car keys became pretty much useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 was siding with Anon's but what the hay - When I lost my car keys became pretty much useless. PG being clever, as always... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Congratulations, Zweefer! Looks like you won! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Me???? Hooray! I never win. lets try this one : He was so fast... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 He was so fast, he tied with Chuck Norris in a race. Now he's in the hospital, recovering from a roundhouse kick to the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabpig Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 (edited) He was so fast...He made my toes curl up, because he'd forgotten to take my tights off Yeah I'm expecting loads of minuses for that. Edited July 24, 2011 by fabpig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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