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Football is a lazy sport, they take a break every 45 mins, need player replacements, do not play for more than 2 hours, and are never willing to go outside a small box; they would literally suck at fishing.

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Football is a lazy sports for fans, they play for 10 seconds then take 5 minutes for the commentators to explain what just happened, with slo-mo instant replay and onscreen diagrams. Just in case the slob on his lazy-boy was too busy dipping his nacho in cheese to watch that actual play.

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Football is a lazy sports gimmick that tries to keep Americans informed enough to watch a game of rugby, yet ill-informed enough to confuse the sh** out of them.

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Football is a lazy sport, made interesting by the hyper-imaginative minds of football fans..... :)

*This is why I like it.....:)

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Football is a lazy sport; you have to try to reach a goal that is so far away that you are thankful when someone finally catches you and knocks you down so you don't have to run anymore.

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Football is a lazy sport; the players spend half the game laying on the ground.

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Football is a lazy sports gimmick that tries to keep Americans informed enough to watch a game of rugby, yet ill-informed enough to confuse the sh** out of them.

I like how you kept the "sports" (assumed) typo for yours.

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I like how you kept the "sports" (assumed) typo for yours.

In this (and many other things), I aim to please.

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The pilot came on the intercom and said, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, all our engines have broken down. The good news is, I'm parachuting down to try and get some help!" [bada-bing!] :lol:

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The pilot came on the intercom and said.... This is your captain speaking... together we will both be sharing in a milestone, my first solo flight. Sit back and enjoy, as we prepare for takeoff. (Now where is that commercial pilot for dummies book?)

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BTW there is a true quote from a pilot that i was thinking of when i wrote this ill share with all after words

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The pilot came on the intercom and said; "passengers who are supposed to have a good view of the engines, if you look outside your windows you can see a beautiful view of the city we are passing over...

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The pilot came on the intercom and said:"to all passengers who can not swim...................see u on the other side .

EDIT: typo

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The pilot came on the intercom and said, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, all our engines have broken down. The good news is, I'm parachuting down to try and get some help!" [bada-bing!] :lol:

hahahahahaha :lol: that made me laugh for some time

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The pilot came on the intercom and said: "Hey folks, we’re going to play a little game of geography trivia. If you can recognize where we are, tell your flight attendant and receive an extra pack of peanuts."

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The pilot came on the intercom and said: "Well, there is good news and bad news. The good news is that we should be alright from here to the airport. The bad news is that I am not a real pilot."

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