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  1. peace*out

    Poor little Herbie. Since his birth, poor blind Herbie had never seen the light of day. One day at bedtime, his mother told him that the next day would be a very special one. If he prayed extra hard to Jesus, he'd be able to see when he woke up the next morning. Eagerly, Herbie crouched down on his knees beside his bed andput his hands together. For hours, he prayed and prayed to Jesus. The next morning Herbie's mother came into his room and gently woke him from his sleep. "Well Herbie, open your eyes and you'll know that Jesus answered your prayers." Little Herbie slowly opened his eyes, only to cry out, "Mother! Mother! I STILL CAN'T SEE!" "I know, dear," said his mother. "APRIL FOOL!" ALSO: Q: What does an orthodox Muslim who eats ham sandwiches need? A: Mo' ham ed.
  2. hi. :)

    1. TheCube
    2. MissKitten

      MissKitten

      Hi! I also feel dead, but that is easily remedied by a good night's sleep. XD

  3. *attempting* nanowrimo! :D

    1. Molly Mae

      Molly Mae

      Is that a pokey mans?

    2. tiger_lily111

      tiger_lily111

      Good luck - but at least have fun. =)

      MoMa - National Novel Writing Month ... as in, people try to write a novel in the month of November.

    3. MissKitten

      MissKitten

      Haha, I tried to write a novel over the summer. I failed. The closest I'll ever get is writing crappy fan fiction.

  4. ~Never do your homework during study hall, they stay up after lights out doing hw...every...single...night ~Never clean your room ~get a stuffed animal of a bear or dog, and pet it on your lap, saying "good kitty, good kitty" ~be tawkinz en lawl caht speke, all deh tiem, n me-ow erry nou n agaaan ~Or Yoda, Like him Talk.
  5. When you understand the nerdy math jokes on the posters in your friends room.
  6. you learn about santas? I LOVE YOUR MED SCHOOL! ~If you are immortal and everyone else becomes immortal, you are suddenly mortal ~If you transfer energy to your severed hand it will become your human clone
  7. this is awesome! does anyone maybe want to rewrite it? blade doesnt come on much anymore... :/ Oh, how this brings back memories... YOU ARE AWESOME! ...my roomates looking at me weirdly, but its totally worth. o.o I LOVE THIS
  8. *sighs* here we go... ~If a kids scared of the monsters, hes an alien ~If the enemies give in easily, they actually have your baby and the one you have is actually made of good. ~If its a nice day out side and you voice is echo-ey, your actually in a space ship and have just been kissed ~The answer is a. to either reverse the polarity or b. its a perception filter ~giant sissors will not protect you against giant dolls ~Always push big, bright buttons ~Shouting tell me everything! when vampires are chasing you does not work ~vampires are actually space fish...that can float ~glasses should either be 3D or cameras ~NEVER TOUCH THE ROT ~If santas are following you with musical instruments, get away from your christmas tree ~The device that will open a device built to contain the most dangerous thing in the universe will NOT open a wooden door ~Tea is always the answer ~Dont drink coffee if a guy offers it to you ~dont get your palm read is someone offers to do it for free ~the technology to kill the aliens will only work once the aliens start to leave
  9. i dont know much about rp...how does it work/what do you do?
  10. peace*out

    Thats hilarious!
  11. when youve finished the worksheet by the time the teacher tells you to start
  12. oh this is awesome! my roomates about 4 feet to my left right now (mwahaha!) ~eat something like cake, and when she asks where you got it, shrug and say "the garbage in teh hall" and keep eating it yet. ~tell her that you have a pet monkey and that you walk it on a leash (my friend did this at our sit-down table yesterday. it was hilarious because people kept saying "I cant tell if your joking or not. then we got into a discussion about animal cruelty). ~put a rubber snake/spider in her bed ~When shes almost asleep, tell her you think you saw a spider crawling around on the ceiling before (if shes on top bunk) or a mouse on her bed (if shes on bottom bunk)
  13. Has sold her soul to Doctor Who

    1. Molly Mae

      Molly Mae

      <3

      My soul rests with the tenth doctor...

    2. tiger_lily111
    3. peace*out
  14. 10/15 songs on SGL are on my top 25 in itunes...im obsessed.

    1. TheCube

      TheCube

      The artist with the most songs on my playlists is Skrillex. Who is SGL?!?

    2. peace*out

      peace*out

      its an album called still got legs. its by chameleon circuit.

  15. Chameleon Circuit - Still Got Legs is just...OMCC (that should totally become a thing, along with LMFO)...

  16. How is that hint meant to help? nope... "like these rhymes"
  17. peace*out

    if your short, you can try dancing, because "shawty fire burning on the dance floor" then again, you might have to worry about the boat...
  18. 6 - hours of endless fun...no seriously, its kind of a hobby 19 - done all the time, accidentally. 44 & 45 - quite an easy way to annoy family if done next to them in public 50 - that is amazing. i eat all the mints before im seated anyways 68 - i shall make one 69 - as. much. as. possible. dragging your sister along is an added bonus 70 - annoys my sister (and me) to no end, which is why we do it to each other 76 - i do that, but then eat the end separately. if doing #76, it is advised to watch your parent's faces if you want a funny reaction (at least mine sometimes) 81 - will do that. it sounds fun. 82 - we have them up year round outside 83 - i may actually do when im older...sounds fun 93 - is done on my family. they're kinda used to it now... 94 - ...or just stare at the tv and say "preeeeety colorrrsssssss" every 30 seconds. (guilty) 95 - done with my iPod, all around the house. constantly. especially if ive just gotten the song 97 - done as much as possible. however, my family can go without blinking longer than i can, so /shrugs/ 101 - is DEFINITELY annoying. ive been on the receiving end. :/ ("mom...who are they?" "i have no idea")
  19. I just downloaded a mixtape from gmad and these songs were on it: roll it up fade away (420) dear weed smoke my weed trippin smoking section so high high x times rollin' overdose V2 ^^thats almost half of the mixtape... so yeah, if we need anymore ideas
  20. no -to all but good tries!
  21. "Ever look in a mirror as if your seeing a whole other world? Well this time it's not an illusion." ~The Eleventh Doctor

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