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#21 flamebirde

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 01:56 AM

What is blonde, really smart, and likes octopi?

A Japanese girl with dyed hair.

It's "octopuses". Read The Lost Boys by Orson Scott Card. Also, the xkcd entry on mimic octopuses (Don't forget to mouse over the comic).


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Mafiosos and mafiosas of the world, unite! And then kill each other in a particularly tricky move that everyone suspects but never anticipates.

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 02:03 AM

Sometimes languages are just too complicated, you know?


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When the fiery moon rises and the frozen sun sets, then the war between good and evil shall come to an end. Until then I, the guardian of both heaven and hell, the keeper of destruction and bringer of peace, shall dream these lives to death and freedom.


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Posted 19 September 2013 - 03:09 AM

Yeah, I know.


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Posted 17 September 2014 - 03:37 PM

A young blond went on vacation to Louisiana. She wanted to buy a pair of nice alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high price in the shop.

After haggeling with the shopkeeper lead to no success, she snorted: "I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get my pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

When the shopkeeper was driving home, he saw the blond standing waist-deep in the water waiting for alligators, with a shotgun in her hand. Suddenly an alligator approached her, and she killed it with only one shot. With great effort she carried the dead alligator out of the water. Several other dead alligators were lying nearby. The shopkeeper was amazed. The blond flipped the alligator on its back and cursed: "Damn it, this one isn't wearing shoes either!"

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