A blonde walks in Bernie’s, and asks to buy a t.v. The owner says,” I don’t sell them to blondes. She left, but in a week the blonde dies her hair brown and asks to buy a t.v, the owner says, ” I thought I told you, I don’t sell t.v.’s to blondes. A month later, she dies her hair black and gets plastic surgery. Then goes to Bernies and asks to buy a t.v. He says i don’t sell them to blondes, remember. The blonde says, how did you know it was me, and the owner says, your t.v. is a really toaster.