Poul

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  1. Poul added a topic in Jokes   

    Best Yo Momma Jokes
    Joke #1:
    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    Spell.
    Spell who?
    W-H-O.

    Joke #2:
    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    Dishes.
    Dishes who?
    Dishes me. Who ish you?

    Joke #3:
    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    Yule.
    Yule who?
    Yule never know!

    Joke #4:
    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    I mist.
    I mist who?
    I mist you at the party last night.

    Joke #5:
    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    Wood.
    Wood who?
    Wood you like to let me in now?
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  2. Poul added a post in a topic Chuck Norris Jokes   

    Joke #6:
    Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.


    Joke #7:
    Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth.


    Joke #8:
    Chuck Norris knows Victorias Secret.


    Joke #9:
    You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.


    Joke #10:
    Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room, the bears not dead it's just afraid to move.
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  3. Poul added a post in a topic Chuck Norris Jokes   

    Joke #1:
    It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.


    Joke #2:
    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits


    Joke #3:
    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.


    Joke #4:
    Chuck Norris once killed a man 3 hours before the fight broke out.


    Joke #5:
    Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.
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  4. Poul added a post in a topic Best One Line Jokes   

    Joke #11:
    You never really know a man until you have divorced him.


    Joke #12:
    The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.


    Joke #13:
    Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.


    Joke #14:
    For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.


    Joke #15:
    Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
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  5. Poul added a post in a topic Best One Line Jokes   

    Joke #7:
    If your beauty is on the inside, turn yourself inside out.


    Joke #8:
    It takes money to make money because you have to copy the design exactly.


    Joke #9:
    Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.


    Joke #10:
    You cannot taste me, until you undress me.
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  6. Poul added a post in a topic Best One Line Jokes   

    Joke #4:
    The most important item in an order will no longer be available.


    Joke #5:
    People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.


    Joke #6:
    There is a right way, a wrong way, and my way to do everything.
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  7. Poul added a topic in Jokes   

    Best One Line Jokes
    Joke #1:
    Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.


    Joke #2:
    Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed.


    Joke #3:
    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
    - A stick.
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  8. Poul added a post in a topic Blonde Jokes   

    Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
    A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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  9. Poul added a post in a topic Blonde Jokes   

    Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
    A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
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  10. Poul added a post in a topic Blonde Jokes   

    Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender?
    Because she wanted to make apple juice.
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