Still have the third and fifth couplet to solve. Fear I've said too much and further muddied the waters so will try keep my responses to the point.
- REWRITE -
Stand on the street, you might come buy me
Then maybe a kid tickled, pink it could be
Ones unfortunate situation, 'tis cause for dismay
Too, ironic this vow, to love honor and obey
Oh, one last HINT. All five words to the five couplets are one syllable
EDIT: just saw yours DD, still no.