Guest Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 Will wait for 2 more hours before announcing a winner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 Ok, Anon is up next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon26 Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Football is a lazy sports.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCube Posted July 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Football is a lazy sports; You just run with a ball will people try to stop you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Football is a lazy sport, they take a break every 45 mins, need player replacements, do not play for more than 2 hours, and are never willing to go outside a small box; they would literally suck at fishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Football is a lazy sport, unlike bowling, NASCAR, or chess.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quag Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 (edited) Football is a lazy sports for fans, they play for 10 seconds then take 5 minutes for the commentators to explain what just happened, with slo-mo instant replay and onscreen diagrams. Just in case the slob on his lazy-boy was too busy dipping his nacho in cheese to watch that actual play. Edited July 18, 2011 by Quag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Football is a lazy sports gimmick that tries to keep Americans informed enough to watch a game of rugby, yet ill-informed enough to confuse the sh** out of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Football is a lazy sport, made interesting by the hyper-imaginative minds of football fans..... *This is why I like it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Football is a lazy sport; you have to try to reach a goal that is so far away that you are thankful when someone finally catches you and knocks you down so you don't have to run anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Football is a lazy sport; the players spend half the game laying on the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Football is a lazy sports gimmick that tries to keep Americans informed enough to watch a game of rugby, yet ill-informed enough to confuse the sh** out of them. I like how you kept the "sports" (assumed) typo for yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon26 Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Quag, Your up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 I like how you kept the "sports" (assumed) typo for yours. In this (and many other things), I aim to please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quag Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 The pilot came on the intercom and said.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 The pilot came on the intercom and said, "I hope this thing still works when it's wet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 (edited) The pilot came on the intercom and said, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, all our engines have broken down. The good news is, I'm parachuting down to try and get some help!" [bada-bing!] Edited July 19, 2011 by MissKitten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 (edited) The pilot came on the intercom and said.... This is your captain speaking... together we will both be sharing in a milestone, my first solo flight. Sit back and enjoy, as we prepare for takeoff. (Now where is that commercial pilot for dummies book?) Edited July 19, 2011 by Zweefer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quag Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 BTW there is a true quote from a pilot that i was thinking of when i wrote this ill share with all after words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 The pilot came on the intercom and said; "passengers who are supposed to have a good view of the engines, if you look outside your windows you can see a beautiful view of the city we are passing over... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidden G Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 (edited) The pilot came on the intercom and said:"to all passengers who can not swim...................see u on the other side . EDIT: typo Edited July 19, 2011 by Hidden G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidden G Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 The pilot came on the intercom and said, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, all our engines have broken down. The good news is, I'm parachuting down to try and get some help!" [bada-bing!] hahahahahaha that made me laugh for some time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon26 Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 The pilot came on the intercom and said: "Hey folks, we’re going to play a little game of geography trivia. If you can recognize where we are, tell your flight attendant and receive an extra pack of peanuts." Quoted from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 The pilot came on the intercom and said: "do we have a mechanic in the plane?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCube Posted July 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 The pilot came on the intercom and said: "Well, there is good news and bad news. The good news is that we should be alright from here to the airport. The bad news is that I am not a real pilot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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