plainglazed Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Do not press the back button or refreshments will be cancelled! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Cat'astrophe Posted December 13, 2011 Report Share Posted December 13, 2011 Ok looks like EDM is next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted December 13, 2011 Report Share Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) YAY!!! (*say hi to your sis from me, ok? ) ...and so the (guy/girl) said... **The smiley must be used in the sentence... Edited December 13, 2011 by EDM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted December 13, 2011 Report Share Posted December 13, 2011 "That's what she said," she said, and so the guy said, "That's what she said." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted December 13, 2011 Report Share Posted December 13, 2011 Okay, I shall now indulge in a small bit of pervertedness. My bus ride home was spent next to a kid who continually made perverted jokes while telling me my mind was in the gutter, and although I love him, it just got to be a little too much. The guy had a bunch of salted, honeyed cashews, and the girl was hungry. So the guy gave her some cashews, and she ate them. And as the girl was quiet, and the guy wanted a "thank you," he said, "Aren't you going to say something?" And so the girl said, after a few minutes of thinking, "I like your nuts." And it may just be me who gets the pervertedness of this, so if that's the case, great. But if it isn't, guys, please don't kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quag Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 hmm you could just repost that in the jokes section Miki. and as i cannot one up that i wont even try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 He leaned on the bar and whispered in her ear, "Admit it, we've both come here for the same thing." And so the girl said, "Heck yeah, let's pick up some chicks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 I'll give it another day...I expect more answers than just these awesome ones... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 hmm...still can't decide...I need a tie-breaker!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 PG's up!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 woot woot - okay when duty calls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quag Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 When Duty calls i'm never home and that B*****d never leaves a message! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 When "Duty Calls!" you know you've spent waaaay too much time watching Qubo, because obviously the Rescue Heroes are starting to rub off on you. The above is me complaining about a situation I was in IRL not too long ago. If you don't get it, that's fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 (edited) Apparently, we become superheroes the moment 'duty calls'... *plays made-up theme song....* Edited December 22, 2011 by EDM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 When duty calls I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamebirde Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 When duty calls, I have something better to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 looks like maurice takes this one - sitting down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 Excuses are like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 Excuses are like assholes--a lot smaller than the real thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamebirde Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Excuses are like coffee. The better it is, the more bitter they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Excuses are like a reason to reason with reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 (edited) Some excuses are like excuses which are excusable by the excuser who excused the excused who excused to excuse with the excuse in the first place... *yes, it does make sense... Edited January 1, 2012 by EDM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 PG is up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 cool, okay - ...this year I resolve... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamebirde Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 This year I resolve to not post in this topic. So much for that, now I get to feel guilty for the rest of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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