itachi-san

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yep. easy one. good job though

well, here's the answer, I'm sticking a fork in this one. don't look if you still want to give it a shot

Sasuke was about to graduate High School but just found out that his Math teacher Mr. Uchiha gave him a failing grade. He does not want to go to summer school, and thinks he deserves a passing grade. Sasuke pleaded and pleaded for a chance to boost his grade until finally his teacher gave in...a little. He hands Sasuke a sheet with these questions: A rectangle having all sides of equal length = ? 2.71828 = ? A four-sided polygon = ? One-sided = ? 20 - 2 = ? 20 - 1 = ? A four sided polygon with two parallel and two non-parallel sides = ? A triangle with two equal sides = ? 1/26 = ? 12/26 = ? After a few minutes Mr. Uchiha hands Sasuke another smaller paper. On the paper is only written: 3.5, 1, 7, 4, 2.5 He then says: "With what A is to the alphabet, so shall you begin." Mr. Uchiha tells Sasuke that the things he has given him, when understood properly, will lead him to do something with the number group. Sasuke passes with his arrangement. What did he do and why? Edit:typo

yep.

Yeah, it's now one of the biggest straits in the world

I am one of many You must pass to get to Oz And a way to have made A small classy glass vase Without me No arches would be whether delicate or near the sea unless of course they were made by force Other than my associate As it's source If you've never done me Then you haven't whistled Popped bubbles in gum Or destroyed with missiles I am a common dog's name A turncoat in wolf's rain The root of many a tune And for howling at the moon

Wow, it could get cheesier!

I have three sisters that make wedding dresses, adjustments and various needle, card crafts That's their best shot - but we are talking 'cloth for brains' - but salt of the earth type people! Good tries, but the answer is actually quite simple. Everyone has definitely heard of it without any doubt.

Oh, I thought he meant Mounds... when he doesn't feel like a nut. yeah Warheads were amazing -there were sour ones and hot ones. How about Gushers? Those are pretty great. Sourpatch Kids and Swedish Fish for movies. Caramello is up there. BIG fan of those. I like just about everything but coconut -never caught on with me. also mentionable: cold charleston chews and cold reeses pb cups - both are infinitely better cold

South Park hit the nail on the head with that one ...again

What I would write: Dear Raquel T., Raye thinks D. J. Jason and J. F. Mam should get back together: that they complete each other and that one's meaningless without the other. All that sappy nonsense. I'm too old to understand where that kid's coming from. You're closer to his age, do you see his point? Sincerely, One

You're heating up. Just take it a step further

yeah, Friends is actually my favorite form of art

When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the real reason Mitt Romney dropped out of the Presidential race. Chuck Norris was supposed to have a twin brother but he did not survive Chuck's nine month practice of floating roundhouse kicks Chuck Norris has never kicked anyone's a** because the mere sight of him makes you kick your own a** Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow. When God sneezes, angels say "Chuck Norris bless you" Chuck Norris was originally cast to play the lead role on the show 24. But they couldn't get enough footage because he kept killed all of the terrorists in 10 seconds. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just the Islands. Chuck Norris has 2 speeds...Walk and Kill. Mr. T, Arnold Schwarzeneger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God. God says to them,"I have call you three here because you are the greatest Action Stars the world has ever known and I have a place for the best one of you at my right hand. You must prove to me whom of you it shall be." Mr. T steps forward and says "I pity the fool who doesn't let me sit at His right hand." God tells him that he was not good enough and sends Mr. T to hell. Arnold steps up and says "I was in Predator, Commando, and The Terminator. You must choose the Governator!" God tells him it wasn't good enough and sends Arnold to hell. God then turns to Chuck Norris and asks "Why should you sit beside me?" Chuck quickly proceeds to roundhouse kick God in the face and says "Get out of my seat while I'm still in a good mood."

your acid was blotter than pop rocks

I think you're talking about Pop Rocks. If so, then they still make them, which means you can go to the candy store and have a childhood flashback edit: typo

It's sewer's, so it's supposed to be a possessive.

Like how in Labyrinth, Jennifer Connelly is faced with the liar and the truth-teller guards, plenty of films, shows, plays, music, poetry, paintings, novels, and video games use riddles. What are some of your favorite riddles inlaid in a form of art? One of my favorites is from The Simpsons: Who Shot Mr. Burns? saga: Lisa appears to Chief Wiggum in a Twin Peaks-esque dream holding a burning playing card Lisa: Chief Wiggum...this suit burns better... Wiggum: __blank stare__ Lisa: Better LOOK...burns...suit Wiggum: __blank stare__ Lisa: Burns' suit! Burn's suit! Wiggum: __blank stare__ Lisa: Look in Burns' suit!!! Jeez!! Wiggum wakes up to his officer nudging him Officer: Hey Chief, I just thought we should check out Burns' suit Wiggum: Did you have the same backwards talking dream with the little girl and the flaming cards? Officer: Ummm. I'll drive

One of my best friends and house-mates in college (let's call him Steve) became a bit of a drunk one year. He would come home from drinking, go into the basement and pass out on a regular basis. One time, my other house-mates and myself needed him for something, but he was so passed out that we couldn't even get him up after roughing him up a little. So, I devised a plan to not only cure his alcoholism, but also play a ridiculous joke on him to boot. The next night he passed out, I filled up a container with water (I brought a couple friends as witnesses, accomplices, and for general laughter and humor purposes) and poured the water all over his crotch. He did not wake of course, and we all had a good laugh (we were probably drunk too, just a normal college-level drunk, unlike Steve who was passed out). So that was it for that night. We all just assumed that he would assume he peed his pants when he awoke in the morning. This same event happened between 3-5 more times and was funnier each time I did it. Also, each time I would test the limit by pouring more and more water. By the end I poured about a half-gallon on him Eventually he stopped getting so drunk and stopped passing out in the basement: mission 1 accomplished. Then about a month after he had stopped getting so drunk all the time, a bunch of us were barbecuing on my other friend's patio when Steve brought up how he used to get so drunk and was glad that he didn't do that anymore. Eventually the conversation got so close to the truth that I just had to let the cat out of the bag: "Steve, you got Punked!" -I actually said this...: mission 2 accomplished. He went on to describe how awful it was to think that he had been reduced to an alcoholic who kept peeing himself. Now he was torn between happiness that he hadn't peed himself and pure anger that I had gone so far with a practical joke. Luckily he struck a balance between the 2 and he didn't slug me, but I'm pretty sure he still holds it against me. In retrospect it was a bit dastardly, but it not only helped in the long run, it was wickedly funny

I'm sure some sewers can work in a regular chair -knitters can only work in rocking chairs I think...