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  1. itachi-san

    Do those 2 tasks usually follow each other? Maybe you are the murderer and just don't remember... o0o0o0o0o
  2. Wouldn't that new variation just equal 1 since there's no possibility of there being a boy?
  3. Can we please not do the 4 pages of saying I'm in and providing fake names? The OP doesn't require this which made me happy. Thuhchris, all you have to do is start. Just make up a scenario and anyone reading can solve the mystery. We don't need a set group of people to continue throughout this entire thread.
  4. No word or method has been correct so far. here's a little help:
  5. itachi-san

    Edit: Sorry, we only speak in riddles at BrainDen
  6. itachi-san

    Chuck Norris Jokes

    In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 55 minutes having sex with his waitress. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. A man stopped Chuck Norris on the street and asked him what his favorite Chuck Norris fact was. Unamused, Chuck Norris raised one eyebrow with such force that the man spontaneously combusted. Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris. The Devil went down to Georgia not because he was looking for a soul to steal, rather Chuck Norris took over hell for two weeks and told the Devil to get out while he could still walk. Chuck Norris doesn’t eat nails for breakfast. He doesn't chew them at all. Chuck Norris' hair is so strong that he is the only one who can give him a haircut. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? …All of it. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. A picture is worth a thousand words. Chuck Norris is worth infinite words. Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this “a slow Tuesday.” Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage. Chuck Norris walked into Mr. T's favorite bar while he was there. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes. He stares down the pins until they explode. He always scores 300. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage. Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. He almost blinked. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he didn't want to make a documentary. Chuck Norris isn't funny, stop laughing!
  7. yep. you heard it before
  8. CHAD, FRANCE, ICELAND, SINGAPORE, _?
  9. Sicop n ivuykce ujhi yu h adwxes'u ged? Zowd kct nqui qucmug lne orvj zluyocaug: Uszmo erxos ep vlfql bqo oasnlrl hblb yq Mcb, Esj zcvwpr't nhexk oicr llm vr wmuyb j nltf. Can you decrypt this? I'm saving a big hint if needed have fun!
  10. itachi-san

    Nothing except his future-self handing him the letter...
  11. itachi-san

    I did in the 3rd post: LOZ, gold cartridge and all. Ice Hockey was pretty sweet. Techmo Bowl and Punch Out too.
  12. itachi-san

    ...I wish I knew this a few days ago...Loud Sigh (what's that mean when I do it?)
  13. nah, that doesn't work
  14. heheh basically, I was going for:
  15. T C H 3 E P D O E R S 2 E D R 2 T
  16. itachi-san

    OK, I'm Lord Barthanes. I'm not quite sure how this is going to work/be played yet though...
  17. Was it an Oceanic flight?
  18. itachi-san

    Chuck Norris Jokes

    Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them. The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep. Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box. The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake. Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even farther. The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things. Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you." Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you die. Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
  19. itachi-san

    I'm in. I haven't thought of a name yet though. Can we please not do a Clue theme though? -at least not anything mandatory
  20. Four weeks later, Zetsu woke the young siblings up 2 hours earlier than normal. He had trained them hard over the last month. They had come to learn that the legends of Zetsu's magic were indeed wrong, but the truth behind the actual man was far more interesting than a common fantasy. Zetsu was capable of maximizing his body's potential in a vast array of fields. His new apprentices had just begun to master handling the harsh conditions so high up the Mystic Mountain: a feat Zetsu made to appear as commonplace as breathing. The people of Epsilon 13 did indeed call it the Mystic Mountain, but Zetsu alone knew it as quite something else. Today would be Neji and Hinata's first day of rest since they began training under Zetsu. He told them he would reveal the true name of the mountain to them tonight and finally after a long relaxing day, the sun began to dip below the horizon. Zetsu felt full of energy as he guided the twins around the peak of the mountain to the dark side which was seldom seen from below by those of Epsilon 13. Before they arrived, Zetsu lept in front of them with an almost frightening display of agility and shouted to the sky: "Don't think that tonight's full moon is a coincidence kids! You came to me on the night of the new moon just as was foretold in my dream. Hence, I have trained you for a month just as I had been asked. Now watch as the full moon reveals the truth of this mountain to your young eyes!" Just as Zetsu finished speaking the sun disappeared entirely from the sky and a large cloud slowly revealed the full moon behind it. The light of the moon showcased the unimaginable to Neji and Hinata. There, at the distant edge of the ocean was an island! It was too far to make anything out, but it was there! What they had been dreaming of all their life now stood before them. Slack-jawed, they stood gaping at it as Zetsu added the finishing touch to the moment: "Behold the true identity of Moonlight Watcher."
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