itachi-san

i don't get it... does that mean I am LIS now?

The islands are small. It is a tropical climate. We should use tribal societies. No trains. Re-read the OP

You're a sharp one Maestro

yep! they are amazing! This link is a spoiler for the answer

Not easily pictured am I. For in an uncommon realm do I lie. My 24 faces rest in multiple places. 8 cubes I hold; not for drinks, they're not cold. And 32 edges means I have plenty of ledges. Plus my 16 vertices aren't so high that you'll freeze. By the same 8 I am always bound Now, my name is all that needs to be found

Chuck Norris is a paradox because he is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

Good thoughts. I actually like this one because it is easily accessible and has so many answers -that's a first for me I came up with these two answers at first:

You are on the right track, but this ain't the answer. -an aside:I just wanted to test if ain't was in the spell check; is it now an official word?

Heh, that reminds me of the time we all put our gum on the teacher's seat in elementary school for April's Fools. He sat for a moment, realized what happened and then literally couldn't get out of the chair without ripping his pants. So he was forced to cut them and never once laughed at the prank...

Nah. The series isn't that arbitrary. Nice try though

Everything you catch you throw away, everything you don't catch you keep. What are you hunting?

I am a living animal. You may not see me with your eyes, But though I'm very, very small, I'm a tough nut for my size. I do not fear the arid desert, Nor the frigid cold and snow. I can rest comfortably in the mountains high Or in the ocean far below. You may find me in the coldest place Or by a pristine, little lake. I may have gone thirsty for 100 years, So give me a drink, for goodness sake! If you find me, please say "hello," And a new friend you can make, For you'll find I'm not as nasty As my more ferocious namesake. It's been a pleasure meeting you And telling you about me. Now that you have all the clues, Please tell me, what can I be?

34, 58, 56, 60, _? What comes next in this sequence?

Horus: Hello. Do you recognize either suspect as a fellow math colleague? Joana: Gnosso just sold you out! he says you hired him to ice Axon (throws chair against wall) what do you have to say about that?! Gnosso: Joana just sold you out man! She said the whole thing was your idea and that you forced her every move. This is all gonna get pinned on you scumbag! (screaming spit in his face) You want to tell me what actually happened or do you want to ride the lightning! (literal lightning) Coroner: Good work. Keep it up

Zetsu walked almost parallel to the ground as he guided his less nimble apprentices down the steeper parts of Moon Watcher. As they descended, the air began to retain more and more moisture until they finally felt the soothing steamy heat near the mountain's base. Neji found it difficult to believe that the air could ever be so cold as it was at Moon Watcher's peak; he took this to be a precursor for the many new experiences he would soon have. In such a short time, Neji and Hinata's personal growth was remarkable, even for such a skilled teacher as Zetsu. It seemed to the Wise One that this indeed was the will of the DIETY System, for he couldn't have found two better apprentices if he searched his whole life, and these two sought him out! After allowing the kids a few hours to visit with friends and family, Zetsu waisted no more time in their training. He ran hard with them for about two miles until they exited the heavy foliage of the the Tranquil Forest and into the large area of rock gardens and fire pits they had cleared away for their Shamanic rituals. Zetsu was once a Shaman of Epsilon 13, but now that seemed like a previous life. Perhaps it was, he thought to himself and barely began a smile. Zetsu came to an abrupt halt in the center of the clearing. The sun's rays dazzled across his still form, standing straight, head raised, arms slightly spread at his sides, the long sleeves of his robe hiding his hands. Noticing Zetsu's attire, for what seemed like the first time, Hinata inquired about the pendant slightly swaying across his chest. "This..." Zetsu paused as he lifted the pendant up to his line of sight. "...this is my question to ask." Having known Zetsu for even such a little while, the kids knew that the topic was closed and so asked perhaps a more pertinent question. Neji reviewed the landscape once more and asked: "Master Zetsu, what are we doing on these sacred grounds in the daytime?" Zetsu turned to him sharply. "Neither of your minds are focused right now!...sigh...Well, perhaps I can answer that question and remedy your impatience in one fell swoop." (Zetsu made the sweeping hand gesture and clutching hand motion to fully demonstrate just how ensnared the two had gotten into his web). "This is a good spot to see many parts of the forest at once. I'm looking for the most suitable wood." "For what, Master?" "You and your brother are going to build a raft. And you're going to build it fast."

haha. w/e this whole thing makes no sense anyway

Gnosso: what were you doing sneaking around there? what is your dominant hand? Joanna: where were you when he was killed? what is your dominant hand? Coroner: what hand did the killer use to stab the victim?

This one is tough, feel no shame in peeking at this hint:

they're just right

Edit: the dictionary agrees with me too