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hello everyone I'm Assassin.MTS from Iraq I'm a 25 years old Programmer, and I love all kind of Puzzle/Riddles and it helped me alot in my work I hope that I won't be annoying to anyone of you, and I hope to spend a good time with all of you solving and putting puzzles Lastly ...sorry for my bad English

That's without a doubt the oddest child I have ever heard of.

Have you heard about the guy that got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's alright now.

pencil sharpeners have a tough life. They live off tips.

When the feds wanted satisfaction, doctor, you took initiative.

WAYS TO DISTURB, SCARE, AND ANNOY A ROOMMATE - Pee in a jar and tell your roommate that its for a science project and put it beside your bed.When your roommate goes to sleep replace the jar with another one filled with apple juice. When your roommate wakes up, unknowingly drink the apple juice. - Make a chalk outline of yourself on the floor and when your roomate enters the room, reassure him/her and tell him/her that its nothing. When s/he talks about it again, change the subject. - Get an imaginary cat and some coffee beans and before your roommate walks in the room, put the coffee beans in a cluster on the floor. When your roommate walks in, scream at the imaginary cat and tell him to learn how touse the litterbox. - When your roommate calls you, breath deeply into the phone for 10 seconds and hang up. POST MORE IF YOU WANT TO!!!!!!

Roles will go out when the roster fills up. It's possible that people will have to back out or there will be other complications so we wait until the game starts. It means you can add a message to the day or night post. Could be serious. Could be just to say "Hey. I'm alive." Could be total BS if you have nothing to say but want to (like a certain someone I know).

EDM really likes smileys and that's without a doubt is true. :D :D :D

Yeah, basically . . .

There was a kid in the spelling bee that didn't want to be in it. His word was CAT and he decided to spell it wrong to get out of it. "K-A-T I'm outta here!" said he. As he walked by me, he said, "I know there are two Ts, that's without a doubt." I was all like this:

YAY!!! :D *sorry, I was out with my friends... Here's a simple one: "...that's without a doubt..." *don't forget to use a smiley...

What did the man say after he lost a fencing match?

Yes your highness . . .

Atom #1: Oh my GOD! I think I just lost an electron! Atom #2: Are you sure? Atom #1: Yes, I'm positive!!!

Bring it on Mikey

Hi!!! I'm EDM, or Li, as I prefer to be called... I'm the self-proclaimed "Smiley Queen", coz i LOVE SMILEYS!!! :D More about me is in my profile & in my introduction thread...Our friend & honourary sister, MiKi, will introduce me properly... Any questions, feel free to ask...I'm always glad to help... ENJOY!!! :D

Sorry Panther but you dead now.

With Three Friends When Somebody Died Yesterday Thats Is.

Without a question. EDM is next.

Welcome to the Den! Don't make promises about not killing until you decide you're not a mafioso/a. I only slay people with my "humor". But I digress ... Many things to take part in, be sure to give them all a try - Philosophize in the Others section, hone your logic skills & set others to the task in the New Logic/math forum, amaze & thwart us with word puzzles in New Riddles, have some fun (& possibly kill some people) in Games, & laugh (or groan) at a few Jokes. Lots of folks whose first language isn't English, so despite my grammar nazi tendencies you are graciously awarded a free pass on the occasional mis-spell etc. Enjoy! Hope to "see" you around!

Hi Assassin. Welcome to the Den! Aww. Does that mean you won't be trying Mafia? Hope you enjoy it here.

You can shoot the gun, but shouldn't you aim for something besides the gun?

. . . but don't shoot a cop . . . I think you'd know why . . . :unsure:

You can shoot the gun... but don't get mad when it blows up in your face

Not my joke but... what do we do when chemists die? We barium.

Are we allowed to rearrange letters?