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(I'm fixing some plot holes on a giant series of posts - sorry for the delay!)

there are 2 bricks in a plane. one falls out. how many are left? how do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? how do you put a zebra in a refrigerator? the lion has called a convention that every jungle animal should try to attend. which animal did not attend? you need to get across a river that has a nest of alligators in it. how do you get past the river? you die anyway, upon crossing the river. why?

Outside Where I Shot Dog! Yes! We Shot! (The woman was Russian)

Smileys are the major factor...but of course there are other things; turquoise, clothes, friends, cartoons, Smileys, Art, food, Smileys, Mafia, Riddles, makeup, Smileys, wrestling, movies, books, Smileys...did I mention Smileys...? :D

Oh Wow, Is Sally Doing Yoga With Sunglasses???

Oh, Why Is Shaggy's Dog Yellow With Spots?

O Well I Saw Daphne Yesterday With Scooby Edit....yeah not very good, but gets the ball rolling

when brainden came back online, I had to be rushed to hospital because of the excitement.

When Brainden came back online, I read & followed the directions. And whaddaya know, it worked!

Was anyone else reading this to the tune of "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"?

. . . I got on BrainDen, duh!!!!!!!!! :P

I'm not certain it'll work, but my future roommate posted this to my wall on FB....

I will replace Flamebirde, if that is okay?

Best blonde joke you'll ever read! Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.' The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.' The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word. Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.' The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word'comfortable?' The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big. She'll read it very slowly... 'com-for-da-bul.'

take pictures of your roommate while they sleep, and then slowly put them in her school books, adding more and more with each day. while shes at classes, sign onto her computer and leave it on porn or some weird image. speak about yourself in 3rd person narrate everything you do.

When you bring home food (leftovers, take out, groceries), LICK IT ALL before putting it away. Leave a bit of leftover food (something with a bit of meat or milk, low in acid, moist) in an open container in a prominent place. Tell your roommate it's part of an important class assignment and s/he ABSOLUTELY CANNOT throw it away. (Live with the smell.) When it gets so bad that it "mysteriously" disappears, hold a wake. Keep a "Progress" calendar that you check off each day you didn't seriously injure, maim, or kill someone. Be sure to leave some days unmarked. Remove their shoelaces. If possible, while they're still wearing the shoes.

Keep asking weird/stupid questions. (Why are your eyes brown? Why is a banana yellow? What color is an orange? How does my shoe smell *hold shoe to their nose* ? What's the difference between god and the devil? Why are you putting rope around your neck?)

daddy is pretty close by. her husband on the other hand...

This is so easy!! You're looking at yourself of course!

I am looking at somebody's photo. Who is it I am looking at, if I don't have any brothers or sisters and the father of that man on the photo is the son of my father?-------- he's looking at himself people....he doesnt have sibblings.....think please.....

I think this answer doesn't work: when you get to the South pole, how do you run West? But this answer: does: for example, any point on the circle (1 + 1/2pi) miles from the South Pole. After going South 1 mile, you're (1/2pi) miles from the Pole, which allows you to run West 1 mile [1 lap of a 1-mile circumference circle] and be able to go a mile North to the starting point. As Martini noted, there is an infinite number of starting distances: 1 + 1/2Npi miles North of the South pole where N is any positive integer. N is then the number of circular laps in your westerly mile. e.g. N=5280 - you'd run 5280 laps around a 1-foot circumference circle. Here's a counter question - why can't N be negative? i.e. start closer than a mile - you could still do N laps

Actually, the answer is indeterminate. On a circular track, if you're in first place and overtake second place, you're still in first place.