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#101 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 03:29 PM

@phaze: Wow, I didn't realize 6.99999999 billion ppl could run better than a 3:12 marathon (that's a 7.33 minute mile, btw ;P). Also, I didn't realize kittens had credit cards...

@chad: only if Adrian Viedt was a leper...

@current: um...I'm not sure exactly what you mean, but it appears a one-way mirror is an actual thing...http://en.wikipedia..../One-way_mirror


I wish I had perfect DDR timing (stamina and speed are no issue, I just suck at the timing :()...
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 03:54 PM

No it isn't a thing. http://what-if.xkcd.com/14/

Glass either lets light through or reflects it, but there’s no glass that lets light through one way and reflects it the other way. The glass in police shows is partially reflective (on both sides). The key is that the room on the prisoner’s side is brightly lit, so the reflection washes out the small amount of light from the observers’ side.
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 03:58 PM

And Granted, you are a DDR arcade game making people dance poorly.

To continue the xkcd theme... I wish I had a car that could go fast enough that red lights appeared green due to the doppler effect.
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 08:59 PM

For current

Granted, It was at the police station where you where meant to identify members of the mob, unfortunately it was installed backwards
I wish that nobody questions how I know this

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http://www.ddr-museum.de/en/
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Granted, you HAD a car, at the moment it is orbiting Jupiter at near light speed

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 09:17 PM

@phaze: Wow, I didn't realize 6.99999999 billion ppl could run better than a 3:12 marathon (that's a 7.33 minute mile, btw ;P). Also, I didn't realize kittens had credit cards...


Wow, I didn't realize kittens could run a 3:12 marathon. Hmm, they might if they are told there is a sale on at Maceys (which seems to be missing a mannequin kitten/ clone replacement ).
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#106 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 09:36 PM

No one specified what species of kitten curr3nt turned me into...the adult cheetahs can go much faster ;P...

No one questions how you know things, you are simply arrested for knowing them.


I wish we could have an infinite supply of meat for consumption without killing anything...and without having negative side effects of eating the meat. (Yes, I like meat as much as mugiwara Luffy :D)
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 02:03 AM

I wish to win every gamble I voluntarily participate in.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 02:20 AM

I wish to win every gamble I voluntarily participate in.

I bet you would.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 02:47 AM

Y-san:
Granted you now own a freezing works where other kill the meat for us but you are also a committed vegan. Therefore you have an indefinite supply of meat but not the ill affects associated with eating it.

Faizaan
Granted, but you are compelled to take up every bet offered, Thus forcing you to bet, thus not being voluntary thus you still could lose. You first bet is therefore with TheChad08

I bet that Faizan will grant my wish of winning a bet against him for a vast sum of money
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 04:16 AM

@phaze: I will NEVER be a vegan. I start feeling weirdness in my muscles if I don't eat meat for like 1 day (I'm totally serious :unsure: )...

Nah, the disembodied kitty formerly known as 'Flamebird' grants your wish instead, whereby you do gain a vast amount of money from Faiza(a)n, but end up losing twice that amount on the bet on who grants your wish :(.
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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

<3 BBC's Sherlock, the series and the man. "Smart is the new sexy."

Chromatic Witch links now on my 'About Me' page! Episode 3 is finally here!

When life hands me lemons, I make invisible ink.




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