OmegaScales Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 As a villain: You can fool anyone wiith a bad disguise. It is crucial to recite a motto when you reveal your true identity. You should always say something funny when you are defeated. Even if it is extremely obvious that you are the one who did it, at least one of the heros will not know it was you. And if it isn't already obvious who I'm talking about: Your main objective should always be to capture the electric mouse friend of your sworn, 10+ year old enemy who always beats you even though you are 25+ and never report your failures to your boss unless he asks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 ~If santas are following you with musical instruments, get away from your christmas tree ~The device that will open a device built to contain the most dangerous thing in the universe will NOT open a wooden door ~Tea is always the answer ~Dont drink coffee if a guy offers it to you ~the technology to kill the aliens will only work once the aliens start to leave Ah, yes. The things we learn in med school. =P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace*out Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 you learn about santas? I LOVE YOUR MED SCHOOL! ~If you are immortal and everyone else becomes immortal, you are suddenly mortal ~If you transfer energy to your severed hand it will become your human clone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewminator Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 I learned German by watching TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 There is always a way to escape even the most heavily guarded prison The buried treasure is in the exact place you choose to dig The bad guys never expect the girl to do anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidden G Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 in the 2010 and 2011 movies : The nerdy boy will always get the hottest most popular girl in school .and vice versa . if the movie is about basket ball ,one off the hero's teammates seen briefly at the beginning ,will return before the end of the match to help catching up the other team .and the hero will get the winning shot at the very last second (it might have been posted.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrollMan Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 HAHA, love the sarcasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamebirde Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 HAHA, love the sarcasm. What? This isn't saracasm. What you just read was saracasm. Also, it is always possible to make a bomb from the most nonflammable items in the known world ( I.E., a paperclip and some gum ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 If you do something for your best friend's own good behind their back, they will always find out about it and vow to "never speak to you again!", but in the end you always end up being right and your best friend comes crawling back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamebirde Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 This was called Lessons from TV or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 I'm pretty sure this was also in the Jokes forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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