Quag 34 Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 My gun was the hand of judgement, my knife the voice of justice, my spoon the eyes of gluttony, my cup the horn of plenty, My stuffy the heart of compassion, my life was very complicated untill the doc gave me these little blue pills. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 My gun was the hand of judgement.. Until they brought tanks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Molly Mae 103 Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Were you on the sulfates at the time......? Lithium... http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hand_of_Judgment <3 I hope Zahn writes them into the Thrawn story if he hasn't. I hope B&N starts stocking Thrawn books... My gun was the hand of judgement.. Until they brought tanks. This seems to be the most popular, though. You're up, Artie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I am the ruler of the world... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Molly Mae 103 Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 (edited) I am the ruler of the world... ...by my feet are all things measured. Edited July 13, 2011 by Molly Mae Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheCube 126 Posted July 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I am the ruler of the world; I bet Hitler is so jealous right now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I am the ruler of the world but my dad is the yardstick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDM 101 Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I am the ruler of the world.....but my siblings rule over me!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anon26 0 Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I am the ruler of the world....tho markings arent too clear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Quag 34 Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I am the ruler of the world... My wife gives me permission to call myself that, well as long as no one hears me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDM 101 Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 (edited) Can we just skip the reps and give it to Quag? his wife's a cool person....she sounds like my mum coz my dad can say the same thing *jk Quag (or am I? ) Edited July 13, 2011 by EDM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I am the ruler of the world, so I win. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I am the ruler of the world, so listen to me...Do it!... Why aren't you listening to me??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Nice submissions guys! Anyway, Quag, you're up next! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Quag 34 Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 actual words spoken by my father when he was mildly irritated with me I am the absolute ruler of this house and your mother lets me call myself that! it was an easy one for me ok here goes I used to think I could fly like superman.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 I used to think I could fly like superman.... But I chose a different Marvel figure instead - Now I'm more like Charles Xavier. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheCube 126 Posted July 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 I used to think I could fly like superman; everyone once in their life thinks they can fly like superman!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anon26 0 Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 I used to think I could fly like superman.... a fracture on one leg, and a hairline in other proved I cannot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 I used to think I could fly like superman, but seems he doesn't need to be inside the cockpit to fly a plane. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 I used to think I could fly like superman, but seems he doesn't need to be inside the cockpit to fly a plane. Good grief, that had me laughing loud! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 I used to think I could fly like superman...then I got off my high. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Molly Mae 103 Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 I used to think I could fly like Superman--please note the emphasis on the past tense. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDM 101 Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 (edited) I used to think I could fly like Superman......until I got punished for running around with a towel and my underwear over my pants..... Edited July 14, 2011 by EDM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 I used to think that I could fly like Superman.. Now I drive a wheelchair like Charles Xavier. (This is practically the same as my first submission, but I realized some might not know who he is) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anon26 0 Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 @Artificial: Now thats funny!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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