Guest Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 If only you were a drumstick, maybe then you'd beat me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabpig Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 If only you were a drumstick, nobody else would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 Anon, of course you should give it to Bong... BOCYKTA What does this mean? I'm sorry, I'm hopelessly dumb right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger_lily111 Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 If only you were a drum, sticklers for ... well anything, really - could happily beat, thwack, or whack you. Legitimately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 If only you were a drumstick, then you would be useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 (edited) If only you were a drumstick, and I was also one...we'd take people's eardrums and beat 'em for music and fun!!! Edited August 28, 2011 by EDM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 If only you were a drumstick, I'd be pulling your leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 darn you, my pastry pal...darn you to doughnut heck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 If only you were a drumstick, I could make Dangerous Pie, get leukemia, and become the town's mascot before I even turn ten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 If only you were a drumstick, I could eat with you (as chopsticks). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabpig Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Bong mentioned that she wasn't expecting any problems with Irene. Her sister also said that her mother had banned them from going on BD. Could be that mom has put her foot down. "The show must go on" I guess that PG takes this round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 okay - per fp When he says it must go on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 When the dust finally clears He knows she'll be always near Says to himself every day "It has to be this way. Must live with this delay. Go show her when you see her On that day love becomes freer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 I know he's talking about a soap opera......when he says it must go on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 It turns her off when he says it must go on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabpig Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 When he says it must go on....well of course 'it' must.....otherwise we wouldn't be here And whoever's kidnapped the real Maurice, could you let us know the ransom demands... I've had a whip-round and we've managed to get a half-sucked gobstopper, a mini snickers bar, and a broken pisspot. Ang on, no, that last one's me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 Yes, fabpig. My cohorts are also demanding a three-legged goat and used VHS copy of Ishtar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabpig Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 I can see that you really do mean business, don't you? You keep him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 (edited) We shall be sending you a 6th digit in the mail, each day for the next four days until our demands are met. If they are not met by then, we will additionally require a Commodore 64 along with the entire Boulder Dash collection. After that we send you what appears to be a tail, a 3rd nippo, a tusk and a 4th nippo over the next 4 days. I think you see where we're going with this. You will have maurice back eventually. It's for you to decide in how many pieces you want him. Edit- i know how to spell nippo...but it changes it to mountain Edited September 3, 2011 by maurice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 may not be best to make mountains out of mole hills. hate to have to break a tie, though. gonna go with fabpig this time. gotta think we'll get some bigger, salvageable, dispassionate, recognizable chunks of maurice back eventually . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabpig Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Edit- i know how to spell nippo...but it changes it to mountain I have that effect. Ooooo good one.... I have that effect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 I have that effect on people.... What effect? Yep, exactly THAT effect!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 I have that effect on people that make them wanna run as far and fast as they can.... until I sic Colonel Mustang on them..... and then sic Zero on them because he thinks they're gonna steal Kaiya..... and then they're taken down within seconds.... *evil laughter* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidden G Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Read at your own risk!!! I have this weird effect on girls,especially,after spending few hours in a closed room ,they will be like puppet in my hands ....... I know ....WEIRD.... yeh,cz we only play MARCO POLO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Whoa..... I didn't think my entry would get any rep points..... mainly because people should probably have no idea what I was talking about..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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