EDM Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 (edited) I saw it and I got a shock! The sheer size of it put all the others I'd seen to shame (And I've seen many in my life...)! It was huge!!! It was delicious!!! It was.... A giant green cucumber!!! I saw it in the market.....and got to have it for lunch.... Edited August 24, 2011 by EDM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabpig Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 I'm going to give this to Tiger_Lily: because she tied last time and I don't believe Maurice has ever said "Oh my!" in his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 and I don't believe Maurice has ever said "Oh my!" in his life. He has. I've been witness to it several times. It's just usually followed by profanity and blasphemy. =P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger_lily111 Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 I believe MoMa. At least about the 2nd part. So I guess we'll go with ... Oh my! ... how nice ... (FYI, if there's a tie, I'm totally giving it to someone who manages to work the 'Oh my!' in. *Inside joke* that will have me laughing all day. Please try. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 (As long as it's not the Ringer reference) How nice Five mice Cooked to temp And mixed with rice. (It's going to be a nursery rhyme in a few dozen years) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 We lied there side by side, she and I...I kept thinking "Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!". But I was quite puzzled by her response "how nice". "how nice"? It was fantastic! How could I ever be with a woman who couldn't appreciate a good deep tissue massage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon26 Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 How nice of you to bring, the flowers, fresh, How nice of you to sing the seldom, sung How nice of you to come, though a little, late How nice of you to think, though with a hint, of hate To place the flowers, on the tombstone cold. To sing the prayers, who to evil sold. To whom you come to meet, and met his grave. And now you bury the feelings, of events old. How nice of you to come, For great was the vice But you remained, you noble self How nice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 A conversation between me and my friend (it was almost exactly like this....except for the 'oh my' and 'how nice'.....) Me: "I got dissection in Zoology today!!!" Friend: "How nice....which one?" Me: "A leech!!!" Friend: "Oh my, that must've sucked....." Me: "" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger_lily111 Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Anon, I believe you're up next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon26 Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 thanks.. falling to familiar lines: Physics fail to interest me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Physics fail to interest me, English I find too simple, Calculus only compounds my problems, History is over rated. Economics is the course for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger_lily111 Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Shallow thoughts: I'm the reason the rum is always gone. It wasn't a design flaw but a physics fail. To amuse me is your purpose in life. Non sequiturs do not follow, logically. Two wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do. It might've happened differently, but it didn't. I should go to bed. Nah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Physics fails to interest me; however interestingly, that never fails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Physics fails to interest me.....and I fail to interest physics...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Physics fails to interest me, why not just hop in the bed and learn about the NEW laws of motion??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Physics fails to interest me, why not just hop in the bed and learn about the NEW laws of motion??? That. Is. Epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Thanks!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabpig Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 (edited) Physics fails to interest me, why not just hop in the bed and learn about the NEW laws of motion??? Absolutely disgraceful. I'd have been proud of that myself. Completely , I hope you guys on the eastern seaboard are ok. Edited August 26, 2011 by fabpig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 I'm fine, but the hurricane isn't going to hit me as hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Physics fails to interest me, too simple. For a real challenge, play Mafia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon26 Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 (edited) So should I give it to Bong or wait more? Edited August 27, 2011 by Anon26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Anon, of course you should give it to Bong... BOCYKTA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon26 Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 So Bong.. you up next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Thanks! If only you were a drumstick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon26 Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 If only you were a drumstick... I wouldnt be so hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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