TheCube Posted June 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 My brother is such a fruit; can't tell if he's sweet or sour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quag Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 My brother is such a fruit, he won't stop talking about bananas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 My brother is such a fruit,... ...as queer as an orange grape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaryan Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 ...he's in a lot of portraites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 My brother is such a fruit, when he orders a cocktail, it comes in a light syrup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 My brother is such a fruit, when he orders a cocktail, it comes in a light syrup. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 My brother is such a fruit, I can't help squashing him all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 I do appreciate Aaryan's, but plainglazed has it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 woot, woot! okay - The summer heat is ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaryan Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 (edited) ...as unbearable as George W. Bush. Edited June 11, 2011 by Aaryan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 The summer heat is actually a bill from the devil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCube Posted June 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 The summer heat is another reason for us to curse at Global Warming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaryan Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 The summer heat is the effect of God getting red in the face when he sees all trash we've put on this Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 (edited) The summer heat is ... The reason we like the rain.... Edited June 12, 2011 by EDM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 The summer heat is driving me to breed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 tough decision due in no small part to a poor phrase to start with. sorry 'bout that. gonna give it to KlueMaster. you're up KM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 The common beginning to everything boastful and insulting: "If I were you..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCube Posted June 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 If I were you, I wouldn't want to know my step-mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 If I were you, then this bill would be bull... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 (edited) If I were you, I would acquire for myself one large oak tree and one length of rope of sufficient length to create a proper noose whilst retaining such a length to secure the free end to a sturdy branch of aforementioned oak tree but not so much length as to prevent me from properly hanging myself. EDIT: If I were you, then this bill would be bull... ++ I was totally confused (which I blame on a lack of sleep, as I have not slept this day) when I read yours. After I typed mine up and saw the thread again, I realised that you capitalised on my original idea of literal letters. I couldn't think of a good way to fit it. *Thumbs-up* EDIT2: Which brings me to my secondary (and non-scored) submission: If I were you, you'd be a duck. Edited June 14, 2011 by Molly Mae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 If I were you, I wouldn't be me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaryan Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 If I were you, I would be a part of a strange time-space paradox in which it would be impossible for me to be you, but rather me to be me and you not to be at all, unless you were me in which case you would still be you, regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Including my vote, plainglazed is next... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 oh wow, figured I was a little too late in the game. cool, but rats. now the hard part. The funny thing about dying ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 The funny thing about dying is the punchline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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