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  1. sorry i ment post!!

  2. at 5:55pm i posted my 200th comment.

    (i know it's silly to be happy about such a thing but oh well!!)

  3. Good one ShannonsGirl, and welcome to the Den!! (I've always dreamed of being able to say that!) as for me, double sounds good!!
  4. What if they didn't come in at the same time?? guest 1 to room 1 guest 2 to room 2 guest 3 to room 3 ect.......... when you get to the thirteenth guest, guest one has checked out, so he get's a room!! or.......... Who ever said 2 of them wern't a couple?? 2 twins, or a double!!
  5. peace*out

    Ohhhh........ ok then
  6. peace*out

    I was gonna say........
  7. peace*out

    SO good but SO hard.............
  8. peace*out

    A newspaper???? She stole a newspaper form someone and got fined???? SO lady - who's winnin?? obama or mccain??
  9. peace*out

    The Perfect Christmas Tree Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree. They had planned the trip well, especially considering that they were blond. They were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats and hats. They had a chain saw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree and rope to drag it back to their car. Every detail was covered. They searched and searched. They had gone to all this trouble, nothing but the prefect tree would do. They searched for hours through knee deep snow and biting wind. Finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to go down, one blonde says to the other, "I can't take this anymore. I give up! There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here. Let's just pick one whether it's decorated or not!" Meeting St. Peter Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about. The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey." "Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in." The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other." "Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either." The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it." "Very good!" said St. Peter. The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball." St. Peter fainted! Parachute Jumping On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?" "That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground." After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?" New Puppy Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "I think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?" This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "I've got an idea. We'll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours." The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose. They've pulled the ribbons off while they were playing." "OK, we need to find a better way to tell them apart," says the second blonde. After several more hours of concentration, they came up with the bright idea of getting different colored collars. Again, the next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second as soon as she gets home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose. They've pulled their collars off while they were playing." "There's got to be some way to tell them apart," says the second blonde. After several more hours of concentration, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea, "I know! Why don't you take the black one and I'll take the white one!" What Kind of Tracks Are They? Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
  10. Can anyone answer this: How do you make a blog/gallery??
  11. peace*out

    me too it was very funny actually................. hey, u were right u warned us not to open them..............
  12. peace*out

    Very FUNNY spoilers.......
  13. peace*out

    metal??? Plastic??? Cloth??? Animal??
  14. peace*out

    Do any other's have blond jokes???
  15. peace*out

    Have to agree with u there Mekal!!!
  16. peace*out

    ohhhhh......... this is a hard one!!!
  17. i dont know\ i've never figurd out how to put it in an exact section until mekal told me........ my second oops
  18. peace*out

    Yeah you could.....have faith in yourself, taliesin!!!!
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