peace*out

Does any body have any other blond jokes??? especially LONG ones??!!??

This may be a little different than what you're used to - it's my own version. 1) do over Anna with and accent 2) d+should tall plant 3) dark color seeing mechanism pods lets see how that works before i do more. <_<

Isn't that true......though you should make the red a LOT bigger!!

True.... and this is coming from a blonde?? ( i know im one though)!!

I made it so when my family said tell us 1 joke, i could tell them this!!!

There are three friend criminals, a blond, brunette and a redhead. They are running away from the police, when they spot an abandoned factory. They rush into it, and see three boxes. The brunette runs into the one that says 'kittens', the red head in to the one that says, 'puppys', and the blond into the one that says 'potatos'. The police rush in not long after and shine the flashlight onto the box that says kittens. "Meow" says the brunette. The policeman with the flashlight says, "it's just kittens". Then the flashlight turns upon the box that says puppys. "Woof" says the red head, seeing how the brunette wasn't caught. The policeman says, "It's just dogs." then ther flashlight goes upon the box that says potatoes. Seeing as the brunette and the redhead wern't caught, the blond says, "Sack of poootaaaatoessssss!!!" sure enough the blond, the bunette and the readhead were caught. They held each one in capture, ready to shoot them. They held the redhead, and said, "Ready, aim, -" and the redhead pointed to her right and yelled "Tornado!!" the looked and she got free. Then it was the brunette's turn. "REady, aim, -" The brunette points to her left, and yells, "Hurricane!" They look, and she gets free. Then it's the blonds turn. "READY, aim,-" The blond points above her, and yells "Fire!" SO - the blond dies, and soon after, her jail mates died at the hand of the police too. THey go to heavan but get stopped halfway by god. He says, "Since you are criminals, you are stopped. Since you did it to survive, you are allowed two chances to get into heaven. Here is the first test: "Take 100 of your favorite fruit, and eat it in one mouthful. The redhead says, "Blueberries!" and eats them in one mouthful. The brunette says, blackberries, and eats them in one mouthful. they both passed. The blond says, WATERMELON, and opens her mouth wide. So god says, you can pass since you are very honest. Then they move onto the laughing staircase. There were 100 stairs and god would tell a joke, and if you laughed, you went down under (to hell). The brunette went first, and laughed on the 12th step. The redhead went next, and laughed at the 50th step. Then the blond went. She got to the 99th step, and then started laughing. God said, "i didn't even tell the joke yet!!" She said i know, "but i just got the first joke!!" none the less, God let her go because she was so close, and she had manicures till the end of her days.........

There was a parrot owned by the magician. The parrot knew every trick of the magician's and yelled out the answer or the 'magic' of the trick. one day, the magician was on a cruse boat, when he realized it was sinking. he got on a life boat, and, with some others, started to row to a nearby shore. Through the trip, the parrot kept looking around. Finally, the parrot squaked, "Ok i give up - where's the ship??"

reaymond is right: when you are looking to post a post, search number + line, or somthing of the sort that relates to your puzzle. Otherwise, we'll have many copies of the same thing on her. (I know - i did it myself )

When i spell bed 'BD'.

When a teacher asks me what it's called when there is a war basicly the whole 'world' is involved and i reply, 'Peace*out'!!

When you tell ur friends to "PM" you instead of email....

Wow........ That's hilarious, especially since its unreality arguing for god.......

When people ask you what room to go to for math and you answer, "War Room!"

When in latin class you make a connection to bonaNOVA (new) (I did that once. not as good though)

1) Can a person living in Winston Salem North Carolina be buried west of the mississippi river?? 2) If you only had one match and entered a room in whick there is a kerosine lamp, and oil heater, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?? 3) Some months had 30 days. Others have 31. how many have 28 days??

Huh??? 1) idk 2) the kids will do it.......maybe I dont get it

There done?? :'(

u probobly just heard of these.....maybe

UR good!!! do u want more??

Here are some puzzles (logic): 1) if a docter gave you 3 pills and told you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last?? 2) Each country has its own indipendance day. Is there a 'July 4th' in England?? 3)How many Birthdays does the average person have??

Is the 'How to write good' in the title a sorta pun? how to write well i have a grammer mother

True,.................

man - i didn't know there were so many options!!!

What is....... Divide 30 bye 1/2. then add 10. what's the #??

Thanks!!