Found an interesting puzzle off an Australian site, thought I'd share :
Joe Nobody awoke feeling like a dog, with a strong urge
to go back to his old family. He went to answer the door,
where two people were there saying they were his long
lost parents—but only in order to claim the $50,000
reward. Joe ran to a nearby trash heap, and then began
robotically sorting the waste while talking to his
cockroach friend. Joe was found there, and got into a
boxing fight, in which all parties were hurt badly, with
Joe breaking their ribs with two quick jabs but in turn
taking a lot of damage to his eye, and eventually they
decided to call it a draw. Joe then phoned home.
Following their advice, he cut a hole in a metal bucket to
see out of and stuck it over his head. However, the
bucket turned out to be full of pig’s blood, and Joe was
soaked in it, making him very angry. After all his failed
matchmaking, Joe decided to marry his only critic,
someone almost twice his age. However, Joe was
surprised when he was instead insulted and called a
“lascivious Moor”. He retorted by saying that “stupid” is
as stupid does.