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I'll post the remaining quotes later tonight if no one else wants to try these. HoustonHokie gets all the kudos though, so you can only now achieve pats on the back.

nice one! To quote Lyle Langley: "what's a monorail? well... mono means one, and rail means rail."

well done!

Frost... how did you earn such favor???? :o :o I must say that I'm a bit jealous <_<

Chuck Norris always leads the pack! Chuck Norris supports the right to bare arms. until he rips them from your torso. The only invincible character in WoW. attributes: infinite roundhouse, infinite punch, infinite charisma Brian questioned a simple fact. nough said... though it may appear Chuck Norris is laughing to the untrained eye. he is actually absorbing the souls of everyone in the room. ...though disturbing Chuck Norris only makes him angrier Chuck Norris' kick is so fast, it cauterizes any wound instantly this card was once used by Chuck Norris, claiming he liked the enormous handicap it put on his abilities for fairness reasons. it's always best to bring your own supplies when visiting Chuck Norris

Well, it's been a while with no new posts, so if anyone (aside from the CIA cryptologist HoustonHokie ) want to post the missing letters or the complete quotes, feel free.

yep. now all that's left is #8

Math was invented by Chuck Norris as a body-count system. While vacationing on Dagobah, Yoda told Chuck Norris: "Your b****, I am" Chuck Norris slept through the Big Bang Chuck Norris gives the Bowflex Machine abs. Chuck Norris uses “i” before ”e” whenever he wants and "c" never has a problem with that. Chuck Norris once met a genie. But he only granted the genie one wish and then stuffed him in a small lamp. Thou shalt not kill. Chuck Norris exists for this purpose. You might say Chuck Norris can't act, but he might not let you say anything else ever. Chuck Norris never needs a bullet proof vest. His chest hair is made of kevlar. Chuck Norris killed the "Head-On cream" ad exec with a roundhouse kick applied directly to the forehead. Chuck Norris is actually the greatest actor ever. His loss to Bruce Lee in 'Way of the Dragon' is known as the most uncharacteristic performance of all time. Elvis announces when Chuck Norris has left the building. Freddy Kruger is afraid to fall asleep, for fear he’ll have nightmares of Chuck Norris. A watched pot never boils. Unless Chuck Norris is watching the pot. Then the pot explodes. When Chuck Norris plays with fire, fire gets burned. Occasionally for fun, Chuck Norris will lean up against a building and make brick angels. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you through a window without breaking the glass. The Cold War was actually ended when America said: "Look. We have Chuck Norris..." Chuck Norris once yelled "Boo!" at Michael Jackson. Chuck Norris can easily push open doors that say 'pull' YouTube can't remove Chuck Norris' videos. Chuck Norris once drank a cup of steroids and HGH, then wondered how his blood got in that cup. Nuclear weapons are actually just homing beacons to tell Chuck Norris where to punch the ground. Chuck Norris can win every hand of Blackjack with just the instruction card and a joker. Chuck Norris can travel faster than the speed of dark. The deepest level of Hell is an eternal match with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has never been featured in a video game because Chuck Norris never gets played... by anyone... ever. Chuck Norris was an atheist until he realized that he was God. This was the only 'ahha' moment he ever had. Chuck Norris knows every word in the dictionary, except 'mercy'. Chuck Norris is so fast he can punch himself in the face while blocking the punch. Chuck Norris ties himself down at night to prevent himself from sleep-killing. When he kills, he wants to remember it. Chuck Norris doesn't get girls' numbers. He just dials a random number and that b**** better be there! Chuck Norris doesn't solve puzzles, he eliminates them. Chuck Norris turned a dragon into poodle-skin boots and a poodle into a dragon-scale vest.

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no excuses required. well played indeed. there's something in the water in houston perhaps?

wow! you totally pwnt these HoustonHokie! that was impressive to say the least... i think i may make another round this weekend and kick it up a notch

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good one!

i was just solving this and thought that so i checked the boards. ok, nice to know i'm not going crazy

yeah, that one's tough and for #1

i would say "no", because nothing happened. You cannot say that something has occurred when in fact and in your previous statement you are clearly describing 'nothing'. edit: perhaps 'no' is the wrong answer as well. it's more like 'undefined'