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Ah, bless you for yer honesty, LI . Guess it's my turn now to apologise to everyone else . Sorry everybody!

Sewing Too Many Long-sleeved Orange Aprons.

Standing, Talking, Mafia-ing, Laughing Or Asking.

Showing Timmy my "lad's only" artwork

'Turn about' is a code word used is the North Korean army which means everyone must wear green boxes.

"nruT"

Two men walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have some H2O?" The other says, " I want some H2O too, please." The second man soon died.

Sorry fabpig, that was me...I accidently pressed the red button instead of the green... I'm such a noob, sometimes... sorry...

"...don't forget to use a smiley..." was the unsuccessful advertising forerunner to "always use a condom".

Good heavens, that should be 6 numbers. @MikeD- I accidentally skipped your 5th number.

A kid dressed as a pirate goes to a house, and the woman at the house says, "Well are you a cute pirate. But where are your buckineers.? The kid replies, "In my buckin' hat."

Don't know how this'll translate, but what the hey.... The two longest motorways in Britain, the M6 and the M1, are in a bar having a drink. M6 is in boastful mood. "I'm the hardest motorway in Britain! Chuck Norris has nothin on me! I'll take on anybody.." With that, the bar door opens and in walks a thin strip of green asphalt. M6 suddenly ducks down hiding behind a table. M1 looks down at him. "What are doing cowering down there M6? I thought you were tough....scared of no-one?" "Yeah", says M6 "But he's a cyclepath"

I wouldn't show them too much pity--if they're good sharpeners then they make good tips...

Stalking the mother lost on Afghanistan. (I dunno either)

OK. Somebody's repping down. Which is fine if something offensive or obscene is posted. But this game is all about a sense of humour. If you don't like a person's post (ie if you don't appreciate someone's SOH), then just don't vote for it. DO NOT REP DOWN JUST BECAUSE YOUR SOH IS DIFFERENT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S.

Challenge: do other reasonable answers exist?

You disappoint me... ............................................................................

"I like the Silence. You've probably never seen them." That's without a doubt my favorite Whovian meme phrase yet.

EDM really likes smileys and that's without a doubt is true. :D :D :D

That's without a doubt the oddest child I have ever heard of.

There was a kid in the spelling bee that didn't want to be in it. His word was CAT and he decided to spell it wrong to get out of it. "K-A-T I'm outta here!" said he. As he walked by me, he said, "I know there are two Ts, that's without a doubt." I was all like this:

Hi!!! I'm EDM, or Li, as I prefer to be called... I'm the self-proclaimed "Smiley Queen", coz i LOVE SMILEYS!!! :D More about me is in my profile & in my introduction thread...Our friend & honourary sister, MiKi, will introduce me properly... Any questions, feel free to ask...I'm always glad to help... ENJOY!!! :D

With Three Friends When Somebody Died Yesterday Thats Is.

When the feds wanted satisfaction, doctor, you took initiative.

What the Freak*? Was she dating you, Timmy Ingham?!?!?!? *to censor 'you know what'

Oh No! Not the Ivan Walters? The cost of tomatoes (imported) was double

The Canned Oranges Took Ivan Walters Down.

The Cop Officer Timmy Ingham Was Drunk

the contents of the item were DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blush:

Oh Wow, Is Sally Doing Yoga With Sunglasses???

Oh, Why Is Shaggy's Dog Yellow With Spots?

OWISDYWS oh wonderful, i saw dog yonder with scrap.

Outside Where I Shot Dog! Yes! We Shot! (The woman was Russian)

Oh well, I saw spiders destroying yaks with spears. Sorry. I fail at this game.

O Well I Saw Daphne Yesterday With Scooby Edit....yeah not very good, but gets the ball rolling

PI: Y-san Roster: 1. Hirkala 2. Framm 18 3. MikeD 4. EDM 5. Flamebirde 6. 7. Panther 8. 9. ShadowAngel 10. Aaryan 11. 12.Yodell 13. MiKi Backups: 1. 2. Can I join? Haven't been playin' Mafia for a while now but it sounds like a lot of fun. And a game-related question : does the Instigator have NK on his own , even if he/she did not find any mafia yet ?

Not my joke but... what do we do when chemists die? We barium.

How about this: fold the first cord at the middle (you can make sure this is the case by making sure the opposite ends meet when folded), and light it up (such that both ends start burning at the same time) While it is burning (and it should take 30 minutes) fold the other cord twice (so that you have it in quarters).. once the first cord finishes burning, light the other cord (such that all four bits start burning).. this should take 15 minutes, and you have a total of 45! ok, so technically, you might argue that the parts might burn eachother, but you can always space them out such that they don't!

For those struggling with the solution, think of it with some more data, this is not part of the puzzle nor does it need to be, but will help you wrap your head around this: Lets say each cord is 10 units long and for whatever reason the burn times for each unit are 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,15 = 60 (in Minuets), folding is half will not get you 30 sec on each side. If you light both sides they meet 1/4 the way through the 8th unit. If you have two of the cords and you light three ends the one with both burning will be gone in 30 mins the other, depending on what end you light will have 7 1/4 units left or 2 3/4 units, either way they will = 30 mins. If you light the remaining end it will take 15 mins to burn out so the total burn time is 45 mins. Not sure why any one would manufacture detonation cord like this :-). It there a real life application to this puzzle? My two cents! (Really just two coins not sure if they are both worth a cent but for whatever reason I know they = 0.02 of a dollar)

Some old riddles from a Lit class in College: 1) I went into the forest and I got it. When I got it I looked for it, but couldn't find it, so I brought it home in my hand. 2) Born long ago, but made yesterday. and only employed when others sleep. What few would wish to give away, But none would wish forever to keep. 3) I went to Boston and stopped there, and I never went there, and I came home again. My attempt to make one: (I think it's not that bad ) 4) Earth and Water, Fire and Air Look o'er the earth, you’ll not see me there Water I make when fire ignites As air a harbinger of final rites