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#21 harvey45

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Posted 16 April 2011 - 11:37 PM

That is my attempt to translate a joke I read in portuguese. Enjoy ^_^

So there were two functions walking together, f(x)= C and g(x)= ex. They saw a differential operator and f ran away, because she didn't want to become 0, but g stayed and said "you can't do anything against me, I'm ex". And the differential operator replied "well, looks like you're wrong, because I'm d/dy".

Other than that, it's pretty well translated. :)

Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
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Edited by harvey45, 16 April 2011 - 11:42 PM.

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#22 ghettologician

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 10:18 PM

Chemists do it on the table... Periodically

Edited by ghettologician, 01 July 2011 - 10:19 PM.

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#23 1+1=3

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 07:34 AM

I don't get these.
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#24 Thalia

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 07:40 AM

I don't get these.


Which ones?
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#25 TheCube

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 08:06 PM

For rookie1ja: Obscure Jokes

In the Other Sections in Jokes.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.

Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .

#26 Nemanzin

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 12:31 AM

Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, and Isaac Newton were playing hide-and-seek. Einstein counted to twenty and Pascal ran off, but Newton just drew a square in the ground around himself with a stick. Einstein turned around, saw Newton, and said, "I've found you!" Newton looked confused. "No," he said, "You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"
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#27 TheCube

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 01:30 AM

Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, and Isaac Newton were playing hide-and-seek. Einstein counted to twenty and Pascal ran off, but Newton just drew a square in the ground around himself with a stick. Einstein turned around, saw Newton, and said, "I've found you!" Newton looked confused. "No," he said, "You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.

Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 01:40 AM

What do you get when you cross an elephant with at grape?
A: wine

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mosquito?
A: |Elephant| |Mosquito| Sin(a)

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?
A: Trick question; you can't cross a scaler with a vector.
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#29 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 10:27 PM

A mathematician goes home with a hot chick he picked up at a bar (no, that's not the joke :P). As they are undressing each other, the chick stops and frowns at his "equipment".

"Is there something wrong?" The mathematician asks.

"It's just so...normal." The girl replies.

The mathematician blinks. "Is there something wrong?"
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 01:26 AM

NaCl
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NaOH

The base is under assault! :D :lol:
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