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#11 Segul

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Posted 21 March 2011 - 10:26 PM

This is possibly the obscurest joke I know: Penguins unite!


I feel like I should get this :(
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#12 archlordbr

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Posted 22 March 2011 - 08:29 PM

I feel like I should get this :(


I believe it's a reference to Linux/Unix but I'm not sure.
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Posted 26 March 2011 - 07:02 PM

...so when the neutron finished his meal at the restaurant, he was surprised to learn it was free. "are you sure" he asked the waiter. "Trust me," the waiter said. "theres no charge."
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Posted 26 March 2011 - 08:56 PM

I do get that one :D
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#15 3lizab3th

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 02:17 PM

hehehe.... I'm gonna use that one at school today!
Not everyone will get it, but confusing people never fazed me before!
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Posted 09 April 2011 - 05:52 PM

I believe it's a reference to Linux/Unix but I'm not sure.


Oh, this really is a reference to something? Haha, I didn't know that! This is just a joke between me and my friends.
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Posted 09 April 2011 - 08:13 PM

Oh, this really is a reference to something? Haha, I didn't know that! This is just a joke between me and my friends.


Oh, I thought it was because Linux has a penguin for a logo and Unix kinda sounds like it's related to union and stuff... my mistake.
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Posted 10 April 2011 - 01:34 AM

Not my joke but... what do we do when chemists die?
We barium.
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Posted 11 April 2011 - 05:28 PM

Q: How can you tell if an engineer is an introvert or an extrovert?

A: If s/he is an extrovert, they look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
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Posted 16 April 2011 - 09:58 PM

That is my attempt to translate a joke I read in portuguese. Enjoy ^_^

So there were two function walking together, f(x)= C and g(x)= ex. They saw a derivative and f ran away, because she didn't want to become 0, but g stayed and said "you can't do anything against me, I'm ex". And the derivative replied "well, looks like you're wrong, because I'm d/dy".
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