Shakeepuddn Posted January 7, 2013 Report Share Posted January 7, 2013 Two pigs walk into a bar. Along comes a bear and sits down beside them. The bear sells them some dope and the pigs say thank you. What color was the bear? Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Molly Mae Posted January 7, 2013 Report Share Posted January 7, 2013 Black. Although I don't know if he sold to pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Shakeepuddn Posted January 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Need a reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Molly Mae Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Need a reason The obvious reason the bear was black was that his skin colour was black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Shakeepuddn Posted January 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 LOL! Sorry Molly, but that won't fly. Also, I would never stereotype by suggesting dope dealers are most likely black. There's actually a valid answer to this riddle but it lies in the explanation. Knowing THAT may depend on your age. Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Molly Mae Posted January 9, 2013 Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 I wasn't following any stereotype. I was referencing an actual case. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Hurd He was black. He was a (Chicago) Bear. He sold dope (though maybe not to a cop--I'm not sure). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 plainglazed Posted January 9, 2013 Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 perhaps Red? the two pigs being US CIA or other policia and the bear Russian? and am thinking am onto your other. most excellent as always but a toughie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Shakeepuddn Posted January 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 Oh! Good answer Molly. Not it I'm afraid. The actual answer clarifies the whole riddle more effectively. Sorry PG. Not it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Wilson Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 ...no bulls***. thinking of the financial market, making the bear red? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Shakeepuddn Posted January 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 nah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 well, since the pigs would refer to cops & the bear sells dope, he may be dressed like them, so may be Blue Bear...Or even white, coz, well...aren't drugs usually white? Or am I ...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Shakeepuddn Posted January 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 You are, sorry to say : ) Try again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 DudleyDude Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 I keep coming back to this one but can't come up with anything the bear is actually a monkey and one of the pigs is really a wolf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 White &/or red...the pigs walked into a bar...they were hurt, the bear gave them meds...they said thank you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Shakeepuddn Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Dang! Hasn't anyone watched 1970s TV? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 phaze Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Dang! Hasn't anyone watched 1970s TV? the bear was black and white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 DudleyDude Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 BJ and the Bear, then maybe Starsky and Hutch? Was the bear black because it was Huggy Bear selling some information to Starsky and Hutch inside his bar? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Shakeepuddn Posted February 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Bout time . . . Huggy Bear was the "black" pimp who sold "dope" about the bad guys to the cops. Thanks DD, you finally laid what I thought was an easy one to rest. And I'm impatient about when the spoilers will be fixed. Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Two pigs walk into a bar. Along comes a bear and sits down beside them. The bear sells them some dope and the pigs say thank you. What color was the bear? Why?
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