EDM Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 (edited) You know you have stage fright when the eyes of the world are on you, and you need a change of underwear clothes... Edited February 16, 2013 by EDM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marksmanjay Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 When the eyes of the world are on you, know that you must have a humongous body to fit 16 billion eyes on you. But you must have great peripheral vision... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCube Posted February 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 When the eyes of the world are on you, you will most likely be crush (sidenote: where can you buy the eyes of the world? hmm. . . ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoruichi-san Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 When the eyes of the world are on you, whatever you do, don't move south...I hear the world has a bad case of the flu at the moment... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamebirde Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 tie, so coin flip says marksmanjay wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marksmanjay Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Hmm... "Assuming that the world exists,..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamebirde Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Assuming that the world exists, (insert witty observation here). Beat that! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 "Assuming that the world exists...can I get my life back...?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoruichi-san Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Assuming the world exists, I should probably actually do my taxes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaze Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Assuming the world exists, means you are not cut out for life as a philosopher. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamebirde Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 invalid grammar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaze Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 However have you considered a career as a grammar Nazi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamebirde Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 I've tried, two mistakes on my application. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marksmanjay Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 lol. When am I supposed to announce the winner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaze Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 @marksmanjay Approx 4 votes (one can be yours), 4 days or whenever you get sick being host 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marksmanjay Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) Well, I guess flamebirde is the winner, because (insert witty reason here). Edited February 22, 2013 by marksmanjay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamebirde Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 You know you're a grammar Nazi when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brainiac100 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 You know you're a grammar Nazi when you look at the latest post in One Up Me by flamebirde and you smile because he used "you're" instead of "your." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoruichi-san Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 You know you're a grammar Nazi when you hack into the Pentagon's homepage just to correct a split infinitive...oops, I mean *cough* Pentagon? What's a Pentagon? O:) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marksmanjay Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) U no ur not a gramer nazi wen u dont evn undrstd wat u rite Edited February 22, 2013 by marksmanjay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil1882 Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 you know you're a grammar Nazi when you proofread an insignificant forum post 5 times. :cough: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamebirde Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 You know you're a grammar Nazi when you look at the latest post in One Up Me by flamebirde and you smile because he used "you're" instead of "your." Nope, it's you're. Unless that was the joke, in which case I applaud you! Voting is open for another day until I declare a winner. I have never been so self-conscious writing a forum post until now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brainiac100 Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 You know you're a grammar Nazi when you look at the latest post in One Up Me by flamebirde and you smile because he used "you're" instead of "your." Nope, it's you're. Unless that was the joke, in which case I applaud you! Voting is open for another day until I declare a winner. I have never been so self-conscious writing a forum post until now. I was smiling because I was proud of you, flamebirde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marksmanjay Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 You know you're a grammar Nazi when you look at the latest post in One Up Me by flamebirde and you smile because he used "you're" instead of "your." Nope, it's you're. Unless that was the joke, in which case I applaud you! Voting is open for another day until I declare a winner. I have never been so self-conscious writing a forum post until now. You should have written, Nope, it's "you're" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 (edited) You know you're a grammar Nazi when you read the above and realise that: 1) flamebirde was correct; it's "you're" 2) Brainiac probably didn't realise that everyone else would misread brainy's 'One-Up Me' and assume that brainy was incapable of correcting sentences 3) flamebirde has become self-conscious about writing a forum post because of brainy 4) marksmanjay's re-correction of flamebirde's statement is oddly funny 5) EDM didn't put a period after each point, and will not do so as she is not a grammar Nazi 6) EDM has referred to herself in 3rd person while typing these points 7) marksmanjay, flamebirde, brainiac100, and EDM show up as grammatical/spelling errors when typing (the computer doesn't categorize them, apparently) 8) 'realise' comes up as a spelling error in US english, but not in UK english 9) 'english' comes up as an error as the 'e' is not in capitals 10) brainy is not considered as a spelling error, though many would disagree with me (I really don't know why) Edit: just to check my work... ^ The sentence above contains grammatical errors. However, this sentence is free of any errors, as per the computer spell-check. Edited February 24, 2013 by EDM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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