Guest Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 It was so hot in July, i saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog... The farmers were feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 (edited) It was SoHo tin (and not cast iron) that put Manhattan on the map. *Shrug* EDIT: I was trying to not make a joke about one's mother. Edited August 18, 2011 by Molly Mae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabpig Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 It was so hot in that I had to take it nope, they won't allow that. It was so hot in England in 2004 that my skin went a slightly healthy colour. I don't believe that 'colour' has come up as a spelling mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 It was so hot in the deli that I fainted and died, joining the died n1 club. The died n1 club comes with a pickle spear and your choice of chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 It was so hot inigo montoya put off searching for the sixth-fingered man for a day. Lazy effort. Please do not reward that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 It was so hot inside that grandma burst into flames. Yet she still refused to turn the heater down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 It was so hot inside that grandma. Burst into flames! Yet she still refused. To turn the heater down? The above has been modified with punctuation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 oh my golly Molly Mae go next - to hell with punctuation and punctuality (sorry 'bout that part) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Hurray! "There is a thing...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 There I sat, hinging tissue stuck to both my hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger_lily111 Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Napping is my secret vice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 I watched nervously as the gray and white shapes on the screen twisted and turned into odd shapes. At one point I could make out a head, and then later I saw tiny arms. Now we were focused on the legs, or rather what was between them. I had both a son and a daughter already and I knew my love for this child wouldn't differ based on its gender. But I wanted another son. I wanted my son to grow up with a brother, as I had done. Finally the legs could be seen. I got closer to the screen. Is it? Could it be? The shapes danced around a bit, and then... "There is a thing!" It was confirmed. Another boy would be added to the momo household. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabpig Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 There is a thing. "What is this thing called, love?" "What?? Is this thing called love?" "'What is this thing?', called Love." You get the gist.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainglazed Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 there is a thing ray line between all that's black and white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 There is a thing called brains...it's grey, slimy, stuck in your head, and makes you smart.....which I seemed to have lost. Can you help me find it??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Napping is my secret vice. I watched nervously as the gray and white shapes on the screen twisted and turned into odd shapes. At one point I could make out a head, and then later I saw tiny arms. Now we were focused on the legs, or rather what was between them. I had both a son and a daughter already and I knew my love for this child wouldn't differ based on its gender. But I wanted another son. I wanted my son to grow up with a brother, as I had done. Finally the legs could be seen. I got closer to the screen. Is it? Could it be? The shapes danced around a bit, and then... "There is a thing!" It was confirmed. Another boy would be added to the momo household. There is a thing. "What is this thing called, love?" "What?? Is this thing called love?" "'What is this thing?', called Love." You get the gist.... there is a thing ray line between all that's black and white. Sweet, merciful Kaluth. I couldn't bring myself to decide on a three-way tie among the four of you. So let's go to the votes! (But of course, you'd all have three votes!). I await a tie-breaking vote. But you're all winners in my heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 I uprepped the others to cause a 3 way tie among them, hoping that they would realize i did this and 2 of them would uprep me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabpig Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 I uprepped the others to cause a 3 way tie among them, hoping that they would realize i did this and 2 of them would uprep me... Already had done, chum. I'm just intrigued as to whether you're going to tell your youngest that his 'thing' made people laugh on a globally-viewed website.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Well now it's a tie between t_l and fabby. (t_l's says popular, though). =/ As much as I love napping, I have to give it to fabby. Partly because it reminds me of a certain part of T. S. Eliot's The Wasteland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Already had done, chum. I'm just intrigued as to whether you're going to tell your youngest that his 'thing' made people laugh on a globally-viewed website.... I've already told him...I guess I could tell him about this also... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabpig Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 May I say that I came home feeling a bit down . Came on to this thread and started smiling . I think I'm a bit simple . Anyway (thanks MoMa)... the sheer size of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 (edited) My next words after "There is a thing" were "oh my! The sheer size of it!" edit - was/were mehever Edited August 23, 2011 by maurice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Mae Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 The sheer size of it made John Holmes green with envy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 the sheer size ofither really hated pantyhothe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger_lily111 Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Wow. No, I mean seriously. WOW! There are orders of magnitude, and then there's the sheer size of it, the enormity of love & responsibility that hits you like a ton of bricks. How does someone so small manage to make your heart feel so big? Even when you're *just* an aunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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