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Granted, you now have 100,000 _____s. What do you mean "Fill in the blank"? An underline is not blank... Is it? I wish that Flamebirde would be arrested for inciting fish cannibalism.

@Phil Ok, since you rolled a 1, and DeJe rolled a 3, I will say I rolled a 4 or a 1 so we are all going to Porkys Slop Barn

Granted, Ed is now a fish who will be fed to anyone who utters any more of his quotes I wish, I wish I was a fish.

I think the point is if all 3 are deceitful it gets a little trickier, If person 1 receives an email from person 2 stating that they prefer restaurant A but they do not like this choice they could email person 3 and say "person 1 and myself both want to go to restaurant B"

Granted you now have multiple personalities, Here take my wish....

Is it man made?

I have a funny feeling that there is no way to take the easy way of this adventure by committing suicide via spontaneous human combustion.

Granted, 1000 kittens delivered in one big basket to your place. They have not been house trained and you did not request kitty litter. I wish noise control was more efficient (too much meowing from dyalDragons place)

Granted, I hope you are prepared for a bout of depression considering how often people say offensive things about you in other languages I wish yugufu zub zub gril habagrash umen repely nashon

Granted, however you never know it is granted as you never receive this message so you live life as normal, forever quite unaware that you could move the location of Jupiter with a mere thought. I wish that Aaryan would see the movie "Sphere" and then reconsider the wisdom of being endowed with god-like powers.

Granted, You now cannot do any of the following all of which could potentally lead to conditions where you might suffocate Stand under sand or gravel Ride a Boat, Minecart or a pig Stand near a sapling or a mushroom. Kill an Ender Dragon. Use a Piston at head height Throw an Ender Pearl Sleep in a bed I wish you to enjoy your hacked version of minecraft

Granted - Congratulations you are now god of your own seperate universe, pity you had to forgo all attachments to this one (yes, including your car) The only way I can think to be able to communicate to you that your wish would be granted is... I wish Aaryan (sans-powers of a diety) was back in this universe (dystopian hell) so that I may tell him his wish was granted

Edit: rope not long enough for that

Soviet in Russia

Granted, I has already been running for thousands of years I wish I knew what this button on it did...? {queue enevitable worldwide power cut}

At least I can still remember to make a wish I wish that Kikacat123 makes a corruptible wish

The source of the fire has been intentionally left blank as at the time I did not deem the source worth imagining, let alone stating, however here are some ideas * The fire was completely accidental, it was a miracle that it remained contained * The fire has been kept burning since the last natural brush fire or lightning strike which puts ZIm in an even more scary situation than his dream. * They have managed to figure out how to produce their own fire using friction * Some guy called Flint has managed to figure out how to produce sparks by banging certain rocks together. His former business partner has been suffering from an unrelated concussion. * A freak lightning storm has fused some sand together and they are using the remaining congealed mass to focus sunlight onto dry tinder. The first guy who tried it managed to burn his foot before figuring it out. * They borrowed someones matches http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2080050/Now-thats-chim-PAN-zee-Meet-monkey-fry-burgers.html * They a high level of magical ability Any way they did it fire would have been pretty necessary for early survival because in climates where the day is warm the night compensates by being that much colder. The only other option they would have to keep warm would be hunting and if Zim really does forget his camouflage gear or insists in talking loudly in Buffy Speak (if he can vocalize at all) while hunting they may be fresh out of luck. The story was a test to see if anyone could spot the hidden possible practical concerns to see if they really believed that there were no other in-built attitudes in our early history that warranted us wearing clothes .

Special mention to flamebirde who had me almost had me convinced he was channeling Tom Cruise until I read it again. The award for best one up me goes to

The fire going out and Zim feeling cold was the trigger to him considering that he was unclothed in the dream

Messenger: Hmm, I should have seen that coming

@BMAD Even with your story about aliens paradox does not ensue, a causal event cannot be disrupted after the fact The king drinks a chalice of wine and keels over dead. Moments later a massager runs in at near light speed having foreseen this event an hour ago Messenger: THE KING HAS BEEN POISONED!! Jester: Kneel as I knight thee Sir State The Obvious