phaze

Don't turn the light off I'm counting

"except that we are, in fact, each other - sort of, in an odd way" Granted, care of KKs confusion about who is who I wish that who everyone is was not confusing

Granted, you are now composed of clay. * reaches over and turns Omega Scales nose upside down * I wish that Picasso would properly educate Omega Scales in the art of design.

For not making a wish evil genie KK has been banished to a bottle and sent on vacation to an unpopulated tropical island for the next 1000 years. By the time his bottle is picked up by a misplaced dehydrated but boat-less sailor his sanity will be non-existent due to his creation of multiple personalities so that he may have someone to torture during his convalescence.

Granted, Please learn the following lyrics as opening night is next Tuesday "Oh, better far to live and die Under the brave black flag I fly, Than play a sanctimonious part, With a pirate head and a pirate heart. Away to the cheating world go you, Where pirates all are well-to-do; But I’ll be true to the song I sing, And live and die a Pirate King. For I am a Pirate King! And it is, it is a glorious thing To be a Pirate King! For I am a Pirate King! You are! Hurrah for our Pirate King! And it is, it is a glorious thing To be a Pirate King. It is! Hurrah for our Pirate King! Hurrah for the/our Pirate King! When I sally forth to seek my prey I help myself in a royal way. I sink a few more ships, it’s true, Than a well-bred monarch ought to do; But many a king on a first-class throne, If he wants to call his crown his own, Must manage somehow to get through More dirty work than ever I do, For I am a Pirate King! And it is, it is a glorious thing To be a Pirate King! For I am a Pirate King! You are! Hurrah for the Pirate King! And it is, it is a glorious thing To be a Pirate King. It is! Hurrah for our Pirate King! Hurrah for the/our Pirate King!" I wish there was no such thing as musicals

Granted, Here is some duct tape cause you can fix anything with duct tape I wish the last 'e' in "Evil genies" was a 'u'

Granted, An anonymous donor has provided you with enough money to survive provided you do not work. You will survive long after you given up on the monotony of having no purpose. I wish for wisdom.

I too would lean towards the possible non existence of sentient alien life. As it is hard to differentiate between the notions of sentience and possessing a soul I have ignored your second question. However I'd like to point out that if we believe sin was introduced into this universe by humans (via Adam) then surely it has been fully dealt with by a human sacrifice (Romans 5:17-18) What this mean is if there is alien life that mankinds sin has affected then Christ died for them. If however they have fallen into sin of their own accord (a distinct possibility) then it depends entirely on if there has been already an arrangement made between them and the Almighty. It may be difficult for us to recognise this arrangement. If they have fallen into their own sin and no arrangement has been made the record of how God has dealt with mankind would be instructive. It could be that God has purposed them to cross our paths so that we may explain Gods grace. What this means is that the message of Christs death and resurrection would be relevant to any aliens understanding of the nature of the designer and creator of the universe.

Just so others may understand this quote I have added it from a more modern translation John 10:38 New International Version But if I do them, even though you do not believe me, believe the works, that you may know and understand that the Father is in me, and I in the Father. I understand this to mean that Jesus regularly demonstrated who he was by regularly doing miracles. The ultimate one of these was rising from death. Still even after physically seeing these many still did not believe. Even with all the evidence there still needs to be a commitment of faith. If you want something that is tangible and yet unexplainable by science consider the miracle of your own awareness. You might dismiss this as being explained by a chemical reaction that is tricking you into believing you are aware but what is being tricked and what is doing the believing if you are in fact unaware? You might protest that your awareness in intangible however I contest that it is the only thing that determines if something is tangible or not. That table you are in front of is only tangible because you are aware of it. The evidence of there being something more than science explains has been all around you the whole time. This means that scientific explanations are only what "might" have happened because as demonstrated they do not have all the answers about life. The ultimate evidence of there being a God is contained in what you believe about Jesus' resurrection. The greater the evidence you require the greater the faith required because the more you learn the less you know you know.

@KK You again forgot to wish.

The real god would have to make himself known to man. When all options to communicate with man (via nature and direct inspiration of the prophets) fail what better way to make yourself known than to become that which you had created? How better to claim divinity than to claim that you can forgive man for their offenses against God (Luke 5:20-24). How better psychically demonstrate the veracity of that claim to a doubting audience than to rise from death? And yet as predicted in a story Jesus told many still do not believe (Luke 16:29-31)

Granted, As it goes against the genie code to change what you want the only solution is mass genocide of ever other sentient be.... I wish I exist

Granted, Anyone who is not a serving member of congress has been deported overseas. This drastically reduces American carbon emissions, and provides cheap skilled labour for other countries. I wish that whoever grants this wish would be subjected to cruel punishment for my amusement.

Granted. Phaze made 50 more cents Thank you I wish for... World Peace

In that case summon an earthquake such that it causes an 11 meter high tsunami in the moat Someone better quick summon some life-jackets...

@KK I'm afraid I cannot accept that as a granting of my wish as you have not yet wished. You have until the next person to wish to remedy the situation or my wish will go though uncorrupted. Mwahahahaha

Granted, Found one senile old man. They have lived such a rich and full life that it is only $4.50 which you are condemned to spend wisely rather than spend it all on the winning lottery ticket which I have ensured is the very next one to be sold at your local dairy. The previous genie did grant your wish by choosing what 100,000 things to give you but by being excessively literal you got 100,000 underlines. Be sure not to use any more than that or the universe could start acting in a unpredicatble​ in a MORE unpredictable fashion. Your protest of such a wish being fulfilled implies that it was successfully corrupted. I thank you for your high praises of Evil Genies Inc as it means I get a raise. I wish my raise was much higher than $4.50