Brandonb

yeah, you got it.

LOL! I thought the same thing when she told it to me, but no.

-Ok, I didn't make this one, the wifey did, so I really can't take credit for it... I'm filled with holes there is no air if you hook up a hose you could walk there

Worst date in high school I went out on a first date with a gorgeous girl, the valedictorian from the opposing high school (I think her name was Sarah). It was on a whim that I had asked her out, not really expecting a yes, but to my surprise I got one. Anyway, it was Halloween, there was a full moon that night. We went to a local place called the "haunted gardens", it's like a haunted house, but outdoors. It went excellently, then afterwards we decided to go to a movie. We hopped in my car and on our way to the movie we had a little time to kill before it started, so we decided to get something to eat first. We went into an Arby's fast food place, and that also went great. So then we leave, we're driving down the road and we here this scraping sound coming from under/behind the car, and the engine sounded louder than usual. Well I figure that someone must have been playing a prank and tied something to my bumper. So I turned into the next gas station, and as soon as I get off the road we hear a load KAH-THUNK! Then just the engine making a load BUUURRRRRRRRR sound! We looked at eachother like "what the $*&% was that!?" I drove straight ahead to the first parking space and stopped the car, never looking back... but she did. She turned around and starts making a fuss. Then I look out the window next to me and see everyone pumping gas looking behind my car laughing. So I turn around, and see the entire length (nearly 6 or 7ft) of my muffler pipe laying in the middle of the parking lot. We sat there, quietly, for days (it was probably really just a few seconds), not saying a word. Until I just told her to come help me grab it. We spent forever trying to fit that thing in the car, diagonally from the front passenger floor board to the seat behind the driver. She sat in the back passenger side seat while I drove her straight home. We never said another word to each other, ever again.

sorry edit: what's "gj"?

Ok, I'm definitely gathering that this "moral" is either: 100% opinion and was made up by some elementary school teacher trying to be creative, or it's a really good joke. I'm hoping for the joke.

Sweet, does that mean we can have Mass Battle part 2 here also?

HAHAHAHA It's funny 'cause it's true!!!

What's the deal? This is a strategic game, why would/could there be a problem? It is finite, it takes planning and strategy. Why sign up for a different web site? I don't want junk e-mail flooding my account. Unlike BD which had a guarantee not to send junk mail, this other website grants nothing of the kind. Forgive me, but I won't be joining the fight outside of brainden unless the moderators say that it's not allowed here.

Heck yeah man, I'm in my cell right now actually. Typing away on the internet on my brand new macbook, sitting in the AC. I hear that we're getting a 52" HDTV soon in our movie room. And it's all paid for by you! Lol, j/k, my mom teaches people how to run prison inmate rehabilitation groups. Plus I saw Shawshank Redemption.

LOL! The NewB gets it! wow, I was hoping that would last longer. ok, that was bad, shame on me

Not there yet, though in a way getting closer. Remember, it's the what not who. Let me know when you would like hints. remember... **It would make more sense if the 5th line was changed to: "I'm filled with purple you can't see" -side note, I'm assuming with the couple recent Napoleon posts LIS, you must live in France?

None are right yet... But I really like the catacombs answer. Though once a catacomb is sealed no one may enter or exit. **It would make more sense if the 5th line was changed to: "I'm filled with purple you can't see"

Yeah I gotta agree