itachi-san

This is a great riddle! Keep it up

I find all humor funny... as long as it's funny that is... Why do cannibals prefer eating readers to writers? Because writers cramp but readers digest. What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend? Wiped. Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods? Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and say, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!" When do cannibals leave the table? When everyone's eaten. What is a cannibal's favorite game? Swallow the leader. What do cannibals make out of politicians? Bologna sandwiches. What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? The cold shoulder. Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher? Cannibal's recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man. A cannibal visited his neighbor to admire his new refrigerator. "What is the storage capacity?" the man asked. "I'm not exactly sure," the neighbor replied. "But it at least holds the two men that brought it."

heheh, yeah congrats, you really nailed this one d3k3

Well I've finished reading the thread, but I haven't finished thinking about it so I'll be posting more soon. I'll probably wait for KOP since I believe he's the Inspector. Also, everyone please note how much Brandon was lying before last night. Another thing to note is that there are players who hardly ever log on and then there are players who log on and don't post (so there are 2 kinds of silent players). Edit: also, my jaw dropped when the Penguin Pistol failed

1 of the 3 things that you picked out is indeed the clue

pretty clever, but like Brandon said, that's quite an idea to give to characters like QA's...

I was noticing how likely that looked too since we are now waiting for a mafioso's pm. I have a lot of catching up to do first of all. Secondly, I wouldn't put it past unreality to have the votes in already and wait to post them just to mess with us. Anyway, let me catch up on stuff before I say something stupid

Glad to be back! Now, which mafioso should I vote to be lynched first for assassinating me before I even got a chance to play? That was dastardly...

sounds good. I actually liked the Desert Warrior character because it only helps the QA's if he dies and basically hurts anyone else to kill him.

yep! kudos to you

A little help for the female Brain Denizens: Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Is the rock big enough for two people to fit under?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: "What sign were you born under?" Woman: "No Parking." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "I do want you... to leave." Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd die laughing." Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Start with every toll booth in New Jersey." Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: "Would you stay there?

This was a great one! 5 *s FYI: I couldn't get myself so I had to use elimination... my favorites were 5, 10 and 20. All were good though

Again, good guesses but no cigars to give out

You guys are so close! Did everyone give up? In Post #17 there is a subtle hint within the first 3 sentences.

Nothing right so far, but really nice guesses at least.

well done! I didn't expect an answer so fast.

Your feet and hands will barely move Though much movement you will cause You will find that as you live There are few opportunities to pause Your eyes racing up and down Trying to spot strategic flaws Amidst the many visual distractions That lead you to my jaws!

Beware of 15 wolves in sheep's clothing. 12 strong family bonds do not imply hospitality. Release your aggression in 32 verbal forms, never physically Independence can be justified by never taking or giving 13. 32 women love to disagree When it rains, it pours 45. Don't take too long telling 22 jokes. Think hard about 31 even choices. 22 morals don't exist without thoughts and ideas

lol why didn't you all make it a majority on pw0nzd or Lucifer? :lol: :lol: way to waste a lot of time and delay me from pwning in Mafia IV...

It's probably a blessing in disguise that I got killed. I really need to do some work tomorrow and this was definitely gonna be on my mind all day. Oh well. Have fun. See you all next game

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall I tried to bet the butcher 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf, but he said: "No, the steaks are too high." A man woke in the hospital after surgery and shouted: "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "Of course you can't, I cut your arms off". I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it burned and sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. the doctor says: "I'll give you some cream to put on it." "Doctor I can't stop singing 'What's New Pussycat?." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." I preemptively apologize for that last one

I don't think I could ever hear enough of these. The cornier the better! How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up on It. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left It. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. And here are some prophetic novels for you: Title: Rusty Bed Springs Written by: I. P. Knightly Title: The Enchanted Forest Written by: Teresa Green Title: Cliff Tragedy Written by: Eileen Dover Title: Spots on the Wall Written by: Hoo Flung Poo Title: Race to the outhouse Written by: Willie Makit Illustrated by: Bettie Wont Published by: Andy Dint

Can everyone make an effort to consolidate their posts on this topic please? If you thought Mafia II was difficult to scroll through, just look at this topic so far... there's going to be way too many posts if we keep posting one word/one sentence replies. Most of this topic so far could have been discussed with unreality in PMs. If you want to say something not in-game related, post it in the Mafia III Signup thread. I thought/was hoping that this thread would only be the game... alas, my hopes have been dashed <_< -this is nothing personal against anyone. a cleaner thread would benefit everyone

The way I see it, you're the least likely to be killed. Sure, we all know you're an innocent, but you're power can actually help any faction (depending on whether you're right or wrong about which lynch to veto). Also, baddies may know you are an innocent, but there are much more dangerous and important-to-kill innocents out there, so why waste a kill on you when they could possibly be killing a real threat to them or an objective to winning? You're safe, relax. At least, if you get killed fast, I'll be surprised.