LOL! Sorry Molly, but that won't fly. Also, I would never stereotype by suggesting dope dealers are most likely black. There's actually a valid answer to this riddle but it lies in the explanation. Knowing THAT may depend on your age. Cheers!
Flamebirde, those are two distinct wishes.
Being so altruistic, I sincerely wish that the genie no longer ruin or in any way inflict his malevolence through the wishes of others.
Two pigs walk into a bar. Along comes a bear and sits down beside them. The bear sells them some dope and the pigs say thank you. What color was the bear? Why?
First to last
One of two
I am I
I was you
Last my first
Six in all
My name retains
Four days I fall
From one to many
My imprisoned soul
I sow division
And make it whole
Tough guys ‘cross the Great Divide
With kin folk on the other side.
Sidekicks Tom and Stumpy Joe
Stand alone when on the road.
Just a face beneath the moon,
Tapping out a snappy tune.
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Breakers wash upon my shore
White waves against a wall.
In the clear, one is broken,
Free to fly the all.
Speed is key to what I do,
Magic to the eye.
Nothing to me in the end;
Please answer, “Who am I?”