The teacher asking a student:
Which is the farthest , the moon or Australia?
The student(after a short time): Australia
Teacher(surprised) : why.. !?
Student: because we can see the moon, but we can not see Australia.
I'll smile as long as it's sunny
I'll cry as long as it rains
With smiles I'll greet you
Whenever I meet you
As long as it's snowing
Or windy and blowing
And the dark is as long as its day
A Higgs boson walks into a church and the priest says, "We do not allow vain particles such as you here."
So the Higgs says, "Well, without me, how can you have mass?"
Those that are will die. There will be, however, that single organism where every mutation lines up perfectly, and thus will survive and thrive and the process repeats.
The clue is in the first spoiler. Still not positive of the final answer, but my first guess is in the 2nd spoiler
Sometimes I get excited when I solve (or partially solve) a riddle and then realize that PG beat me to it by a wide margin....
"When You Install Beta Test Language Shouldn't Four Been Installed Also?"
(Everybody, knows that the number four was missing from Beta Test Language, once the robot realize this they will be confused forever, not knowing what is between 3 and 5. )
...Bwahahahaha! Nah, just kidding - you'll like this one, honest
A little unrelated, but what do you type for a laughing face? (I am on my iPod again )