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When visiting China, one must revere the Five Elders, because in China, all trees know kung-fu.

ATTENTION! Bankers everywhere are in a major crisis because all stocks from China Kung Fu and decide that they will distribute themselves, thank you very much.

Use caution when travelling the rural areas of China, because in China, all cows know kung-fu and can tell when you're thinking about steak!

What happens in quantum statistical thermodynamics stays in quantum statistical thermodynamics...b/c no one else cares.

Now you know how I feel... =)

Smash the dishes, because in China lies the secret to know kung-fu

I forgot what I was going to post, because in China, all the people in my head know kung-fu like I know what the hell a triangle is (btw, what is a triangle. All i know are cubes. . .

What happens inside of my head at time I just don't know.

What happens in One Up Me is what I am doing right freakin' now!!!

Sure Zim. Go poke Gir and get him to act.

Since I don't know who he or she is, it excludes me too.

So we know they are male or female. That excludes me since I'm a potato.

More research is needed because in China, all we know is that at least one person may or may not know kung-fu.

Again Giant Platypus Said, "Much Hope Toward Jumping Wildly Down."

As Grampa Pig said "Most hogs today just want dollars"

Hello...God bless you all I believe in God for a very simple,uncomplicated reason, If anyone asks me a very easy mathmatical question, e.g.(If the sum of 2 numbers is 17 ,and the difference between them is 1...what are the numbers?) My brain will assume the first number to be (X) , simply, because I don`t know the answer, now....Is (X) a real number?....YES it is. Does it exsist?...YES....and so on. Old people saw all around,human,creatures,earth,stars.....without knowing where did they come from....so they assume that there is someone who creates all these things, they gave him the name(GOD) insted of (X)...So he is real and exsists.

well if the family finds the solution before they light the torch, and begin after it's lit. Then it's not "game over, man" ahahaha