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#1321 marksmanjay

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 11:42 PM

"If you leave the rocks at the door, then we can listen to something else, like classical." 


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#1322 flamebirde

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 01:37 AM

If you leave the rocks at the door, then I'll throw them back at you. Who gives people rocks on Valentine's day? I don't even know you.


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Posted 15 February 2013 - 01:37 PM

:dry:  I am so indecisive.  I was going to give it to Phaze because his fit with the mentality of my original thought, but this one goes to Flamebirde because it's like something I would say (and therefore funny to me because most things I say entertain myself.)  Also, if it was a Valentines gift, shouldn't they have handed them to you personally?  Maybe they got Trick or Treat and Valentines day confused.  *shrug*  Btw, what would you do if they didn't leave the rocks at the door but handed them to you?   :huh:


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#1324 flamebirde

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 02:58 AM

I guess I would bash their brains out. :P JK, I would be all like "they better have chocolate inside".

When the eyes of the world are on you...


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Posted 16 February 2013 - 03:31 AM

When the eyes of the world are on you, take them off. I hear they're quite slimy.


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Posted 16 February 2013 - 05:44 AM

You know you have stage fright when the eyes of the world are on you, and you need a change of underwear clothes... :blush:


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#1327 marksmanjay

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 07:49 PM

When the eyes of the world are on you, know that you must have a humongous body to fit 16 billion eyes on you. But you must have great peripheral vision...


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Posted 17 February 2013 - 12:45 AM

When the eyes of the world are on you, you will most likely be crush

 

(sidenote: where can you buy the eyes of the world? hmm. . . )


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Posted 17 February 2013 - 11:25 PM

When the eyes of the world are on you, whatever you do, don't move south...I hear the world has a bad case of the flu at the moment...:P


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#1330 flamebirde

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 11:48 PM

tie, so coin flip says marksmanjay wins.


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