Guest Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I saw this somewhere and I thought it was hilarious. Useless inventions 1. Non stick Cellotape 2. Solar Powered Flash Light 3. A black highlighter pen 4. Glow in the dark sunglasses 5. Inflatable Anchor 6. Smooth Sandpaper 7. Waterproof sponge 8. Waterproof Teabags 9. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators 10. Fireproof Matches 11. Fireproof Cigarettes 12. Battery powered Battery Charger 13. Seatbelts for Motorbikes 14. Hand powered Chainsaw 15. Inflatable Dartboard 16. Silent Alarm Clock 17. A Pedal powered wheelchair 18. Braille Drivers Manual 19. Double sided playing cards 20. Ejector seats for Helicopters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TwoaDay Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 haha lolz some of these are just how you interpret the though, like the WHOLE fireproof match/cigarette wight now be fireproof but very funy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 12. Battery powered Battery Charger Hehe, you could charge the batteries in your Battery Charger...but if you could, then you wouldn't need to o.O *paradox * <(^-^)> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 , that's really funny! I love them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 13. Seatbelts for Motorbikes 20. Ejector seats for Helicopters I'm not convinced these would be so bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 (edited) 15. Inflatable Dartboard 16. Silent Alarm Clock Those made me laugh. Well in a car seatbelts keep you from flying through the windsheild in a crash, but with a motorcycle, you'd just be furthering your 'screwed' moment even further. Not many people want to be strapped to their bike when its going 80 mph spinning on its side across a busy highway. At least w/ out he may, 'may' have a chance. Either way ii would suck for the person. Agree w/ you though on the helicopter. Edited February 7, 2009 by Zerep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Well in a car seatbelts keep you from flying through the windsheild in a crash, but with a motorcycle, you'd just be furthering your 'screwed' moment even further. Not many people want to be strapped to their bike when its going 80 mph spinning on its side across a busy highway. At least w/ out he may, 'may' have a chance. Either way ii would suck for the person So you're saying flying across the highway and hitting some other car, landing on the road where no one can see you if worse? I meant it for the kids, anyway. Like, if someone's dad is driving a little kid around, they need to be strapped in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 (edited) So you're saying flying across the highway and hitting some other car, landing on the road where no one can see you if worse? I meant it for the kids, anyway. Like, if someone's dad is driving a little kid around, they need to be strapped in. Who said no one would see them? Its kinda hard to miss a person who just crashed into a car and flew off. Lots of noise and people staring at the scene. Edited February 7, 2009 by Zerep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Who said no one would see them? Its kinda hard to miss a person who just crashed into a car and flew off. Lots of noise and people staring at the scene. You said it yourself people would be speeding down the highway at 80 miles per hour. Assuming no one was behind the guy the minute he crashed (I4 does get empty, you know), by the time the speeding maniacs actually did see the guy, the wouldn't have enough time to stop. You can somewhat control a bike. You can't control your body hurtling through the air at dangerous speeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Put it this way. In both cases the person would be harmed. I dont care if the seatbelt causes them less harm. Leave it be, I'm sorry for leaving my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 hahaha! heeheehee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Actually ejector seat on a helicopter would be bad...Think about it...would you want to eject from a helicopter right up into the propeller???? 3 LEFT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Actually ejector seat on a helicopter would be bad...Think about it...would you want to eject from a helicopter right up into the propeller???? Oh... Okay, a trap door in a helicopter would be pretty useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Actually ejector seat on a helicopter would be bad...Think about it...would you want to eject from a helicopter right up into the propeller???? 3 LEFT!! i thought it was because you would go somthin like this: Second down (with the helicopter) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 i thought it was because you would go somthin like this: Second down (with the helicopter) Well...An ejector seat would be fine if the blade stop spinning by the time you eject but that's unlikely. 2 LEFT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Well...An ejector seat would be fine if the blade stop spinning by the time you eject but that's unlikely. 2 LEFT!! true... or maybe you'd get chopped up just in time to land on someone's plate at a resterant (who is on the porch). Like it?? ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Lawls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 itachi-san Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Here's some more: 1) Submarine screendoor 2) Ankle watch 3) Scream silencer 4) Avalanche goggles - personal favorite 5) Brake oil 6) Downhill Stairmatser 7) Fur sink cover 8) Candy toothpicks 9) Licorice dental floss 10) Lightbulb tester 11) Safety sandals 12) Tank kickstand 13) Remote control treadmill 14) Nudist laundromat 15) Negative money 16) Bathtub outlets 17) Ice skate sandals 18) Mesh raincoat 19) Pistol loudener 20) Escalator to nowhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) Nice ones, Itachi! Favs: 4) Avalanche goggles 6) Downhill Stairmaster 9) Licorice dental floss 19) Pistol loudener 20) Escalator to nowhere - I got one here. It just leads you to a tiny beige room with nothing in it <_< Edited February 10, 2009 by star_tiger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 2) Ankle watch - I have a lawyer friend with no arms. He has one of these. Also, he golfs. Pretty amazing guy. 15) Negative money - Unfortunately, this does exist. Just ask my accountant. Also, ejector seats don't have to go up. It is concievable to have them squirt you out sideways. I have a feeling this wouldn't increase your chances enough to be useful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 16. Silent Alarm Clock So what do 100% deaf people use ??? consider it a real question. It is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 16. Silent Alarm Clock So what do 100% deaf people use ??? consider it a real question. It is! A vibrating wrist watch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 16. Silent Alarm Clock So what do 100% deaf people use ??? consider it a real question. It is! One like on the cartoons that makes a little arm with a hammer come out and hit them on the head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 One like on the cartoons that makes a little arm with a hammer come out and hit them on the head! Marth, you've been watching too much TV <(^-^)> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 One like on the cartoons that makes a little arm with a hammer come out and hit them on the head! Hmm...maybe I should buy you one, with a big steel end to make an effective hit every morning/evening to Grayven, interesting accountant you got there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 to Grayven, interesting accountant you got there You caught me. I don't have an accountant. Maybe the money just feels like it's in a nagative state... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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I saw this somewhere and I thought it was hilarious.
Useless inventions
1. Non stick Cellotape
2. Solar Powered Flash Light
3. A black highlighter pen
4. Glow in the dark sunglasses
5. Inflatable Anchor
6. Smooth Sandpaper
7. Waterproof sponge
8. Waterproof Teabags
9. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators
10. Fireproof Matches
11. Fireproof Cigarettes
12. Battery powered Battery Charger
13. Seatbelts for Motorbikes
14. Hand powered Chainsaw
15. Inflatable Dartboard
16. Silent Alarm Clock
17. A Pedal powered wheelchair
18. Braille Drivers Manual
19. Double sided playing cards
20. Ejector seats for Helicopters
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